Spy Vs Russian Spy
Use your Wii-mote to make a deadly cup of tea.
Worst idea for a computer game. Page 5
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2009, 5:48 PM GMTFlight Sim: 9/11
Quote: sootyj @ November 19 2009, 5:41 PM GMTTAG - Sootyj's version of Grand Theft Auto.
Plaque Man
Steer an animated version of Shane Magowan around various London boozers.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 19 2009, 5:48 PM GMTGordon Brown's Modern Warfare
Wasn't there a Labour Party Conference game on Nathan Barley?
Quote: shaggy292 @ November 19 2009, 10:27 PM GMTWasn't there a Labour Party Conference game on Nathan Barley?
That was brilliant. Playing Andrew Marr having to battle an evil Tony Blair in the hotel.
"You're f**king dead, Marr!"
Halo Big boy!
Like Halo but the master chief is more of an indian chief.
Mimesweeper
Blow the mute bastards up. Mime throwing a bomb at them whilst they're stuck in their f**king boxes and watch them mock-explode.
Prince of Peugeot
Ubisoft try to appeal to a new market by including an infinitely-chavable C2.
The Sums
Guide some massive numbers through life.
Dan
I LOL'ed at quite a lot of these... good stuff!
Mortal Kombat Trousers
Make your way round Romford market, avoid being garroted by your own trousers as they sneak up your arse.
Grand Theft Autophilia
Literally f**k cars in worst-taste computer game till the next one.
Grand Theft Autoerotica
Try not to push yourself too far in the worst-taste computer game since the last one.
Grand Theft Autism
Spend ages figuring out the ideal way to nick a car, then nick it without anyone noticing and then sit there reciting the seven times-table constantly instead of driving off.
Grand Theft Autobot
Quick! Nick the car! Aaargh -- idiot! It's a massive robot who crushes you! Mwahahahaha!
Dan
Mortal Wombat.
It's a dead marsupial!
Immortal Kombat
Infinite lives in the game that literally last forever.
Dan
Superpower - Post-Communism edition
You're the leader of one of the world's superpowers. Single player game only.
Medal of Honour - Abu Ghraib campaign
See how many naked Iraqis you can balance on top of each other before you earn a citation... in a military court.
The Legend of Geldoff
Create one decent song and then collect the starving Africans to work your way to fame and riches.
Space Arse
Brilliant graphics bring you the story of Space Arse, a massive anally-retentive geek space explorer who winds you up no end. He's a sturdy cannon, unwilling to break the rules to get what his boss wants. Rocks, mainly. Infinitively unplayable, but looks fantastic.
Dragon's Leer
Dirty old dragons letch over fair maidens whilst wearing anoraks and smelling of piss.
Populist
Be a crazed, massive deity! Then do want the people want, cos you wouldn't want to offend.
Dan
Half Wife
Paul Daniels goes in search of the rest of Debbie McGhee after a magic trick goes awry.