Quote: David Bussell @ November 19 2009, 10:54 AM GMTAlternative title:
Bland Theft Auto
Genius!
Manic Minor
You play a 6 year old with ADHD.
Spice Invaders.
Shoot up the invading Spice Girls from underneath
Ken Clarke's Civilisation
Like Civilisation but more fascist.
Wii Fat
Sit on the balance board and eat chips all day long.
SEX: Tricky
Try all the positions of the Karma Sutra whilst snowboarding.
Granny Turismo
Try and compete in world racing whilst dementia and Parkinson's slowly set in.
Dan
Rainbow 6, Thames TV Variant.
Kill the cast of Rainbow, Rod Jane and Freddy know a song about terrorism.
Glasgow Streetfighter.
Smack Billy Connolly with a broken Buckfast bottle.
we're all Doomed.
Kill the cast of Dad's Army with shotgun and chainsaw, after they take over a Mars Base.
Metal Queer Solid.
Sneak up on guards from behind...
Barrio Kart
Racing game set in the poorer districts of Buenos Aires.
Hemorrhoids
Pilot a miniaturized space ship around Uranus, blasting bum grapes.
Rasteroids
Shoot big space rocks with dreads, stoned out of their mind.
Jet Set Jihad
Help the terrorists blow up planes
Dan
Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 19 2009, 10:44 AM GMTCall Of Nature
You play a GI who's just taken part in the D-Day landings at Omaha beach and you're busting for a slash. Guide your well armed marine around the Nazi infested levels as you search for a toilet where you can fulfill your mission and empty your bladder.
President Evil
Breaking into the White House to do battle with Omaba's horde of zombies, giant spiders, crows and the like . . .
Resident Evil Knieval
Avoid the zombies on bikes!
Resident Evil Edna
Avoid the zombie talking cartoon television sets!
Not-So-Super Mario World
The Italian plumber finds himself battling chavs on a council estate in Liverpool. Mushrooms everywhere.
Dan
Sonic the Hedge
Rather dull prototype of the successful platform game in which you had to grow a hedge, whilst avoiding the evil Doctor Robotnik's motorized shears.
Fallout.
Simulates a pointless argument with a drunk girlfriend.
Knight Lawro
As Mark Lawrenson, bore everyone on Match Of The Day so much that you turn into a werewolf.
Lego Playmobil
Play all the Playmobil characters' Lego approximations!
Dan
Bread Rising
Thrill a minute bakery simulator . . .
Morrace Goes Skiiing - You play the cheeky BCG funster as he goes on massive weekend cocaine binge.
Hungry Boris
Guide London buffoonish mayor as he seeks lunch whilst saving people from being mugged and insulting the inhabitants of Liverpool.
Horrace And The Spiders From Mars - You play the friendly, pixellated monster as he understudies for Bowie on a 30 date tour of Europe in the 70s.