Yesterday afternoon, I got a phone call from the News Of The World.
Obviously, my initial thought was that Tim Walker had finally gone on his maniacal 'Comedy Showcase' rampage and they wanted comment, but it turns out I have, quite bizarrely, won a copy of Brüno on Blu-Ray and a Brüno 'nudie-suit'.
Now, I haven't seen the film but can't imagine this is anything normal.
Also, I still won't be able to watch the film as I don't have a Blu-Ray player of any description. In fact, that was first prize and I'm only a runner-up.
So, what stuff have you ever won?
Dan