To the tune of WALKING ON THE MOON by THE POLICE (very 80s video of the Police: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLndLjMibyM)
NASA sent a new space craft
Crashing on the moon
Sounded a little daft
Bashing up the moon
Turns-out there's H2O
All over the moon
More-than just an ice floe
Water on, water on the moon.
Glad I bought that land plot
Up there on the moon
Friends said I was a clot
Buying up the moon
Now it's me who is laughing
I'll be up there soon
Need to get my bath plumbed in
Water on, water on the moon.
Some may say
The moon is too far away
And grey
The travel's too much to pay
I say
I've got an Oyster pre-paid
OK?
I'm on my way
Soon-I'll be on vacation
Trashing up the moon
Join the lunar nation
Splashing on the moon
We could take a sail boat
Up there on the moon
Can't wait to be afloat
Walking and, surfing on the moon
Some may say
The moon is too far away
And grey
The travel's too much to pay
I say
I've got an Oyster pre-paid
OK?
I'm on my way