EXT. SFX: WIND.
A MAN DRESSED IN RAGGED CLOTHING FACES THE GATE OF A CHINESE TEMPLE.
ON THE OTHER SIDE AN OLD KUNG FU MASTER WALKS SLOWLY TOWARDS HIM.
HE UNLOCKS AND OPENS THE GATE THEN JOINS THE MAN FACING THE GATE.
MAN:
Master I have been waiting many months. I have shown patience and understanding, commitment and strength of mind. I am ready to learn the way of Kung Fu.
MASTER:
Long have I watched you from the warmth and comfort of my Kung Fu temple. Long have you waited unbidden.
MAN:
Yes Master.
MASTER:
I will now give you you're first lesson in Kung Fu.
HE POINTS TO AN INSCRIPTION CARVED INTO THE STONE ABOVE THE GATE.
MASTER:
It says..Doorbell not working...Please come round the back...door left open.
END.
OR
MAN:
Master I have been waiting many months. I have shown patience and understanding, commitment and strength of mind. I am ready to learn the way of Kung Fu.
MASTER:
You're late.
END.
