Simon Pegg.
Who would you go gay for? Page 15
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:30 PM GMTI'm not going to ask how you came across this information.
He gave me his "Inconvenient Truth" behind a gas station...
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:35 PM GMTHe gave me his "Inconvenient Truth" behind a gas station...
Ouch! I hope it didn't leave any "hanging chads".
Quote: Timbo @ November 15 2009, 11:33 PM GMTBy this logic would not any form of sexual activity result in gayness? It would be like God intended us to be gay all along.
Well, in hetero sex there's also an orifice. With no orifice, it's basically cock sex. Ergo, homo.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:39 PM GMTOuch! I hope it didn't leave any "hanging chads".
Not this time...he used "global warming" to make it easier
Quote: Timbo @ November 15 2009, 11:33 PM GMTIt would be like God intended us to be gay all along.
Ah - men!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:39 PM GMTOuch! I hope it didn't leave any "hanging chads".
Well, in hetero sex there's also an orifice. With no orifice, it's basically cock sex. Ergo, homo.
Yes, but the point was that your attention was focussed on your own cock. Which I pretty much am, orifice or not.
Quote: Timbo @ November 15 2009, 11:46 PM GMTYes, but the point was that your attention was focussed on your own cock. Which I pretty much am, orifice or not.
Real considerate lover, Timbo. Tsk!
I've heard men say if a man masturbates he must be gay. Cos he's enjoying touching a cock.
Usually in American films about rappers/gangsters (I thiiiink in 8 Mile?). Is a weird culture, that one.
Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 11:49 PM GMTI've heard men say if a man masturbates he must be gay. Cos he's enjoying touching a cock.
Usually in American films about rappers/gangsters (I thiiiink in 8 Mile?). Is a weird culture, that one.
If touching a cock makes you gay, then we must be a product of asexual reproduction...I think, according to religion that would make us divine.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:54 PM GMTI think, according to religion that would make us divine.
Well I know I'm divine, dear. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:55 PM GMTWell I know I'm divine, dear.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 11:55 PM GMTWell I know I'm divine, dear.
You are very divine Tim. I, of course, am a touch fabulous
Quote: Morrace @ November 15 2009, 11:19 PM GMTBut not too quickly I trust.
Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 11:58 PM GMTYou are very divine Tim. I, of course, am a touch fabulous
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 11:57 PM GMT
Good Lord she really is quite disgusting indeed.