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Who would you go gay for? Page 13

I wish I could say I'd consider Ken Livingstone. But much as I respect his stalwart values, anti government stance and love of London.

He looks like a paedophile with a nasty temper.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 15 2009, 3:17 AM GMT

My roommate looked a lot like Milla Jovovich and was bi and I had a very interesting second semester of my freshman year of college.

:O

Quote: DaButt @ November 15 2009, 3:23 AM GMT

Ok, am I the only person who knows women who are hot for Gina Gershon? I swear that she's been a constant in the ever-changing algebraic equation of soon-to-be lesbian women in my life. Errr

Well I've never heard of her before, so...

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2009, 4:16 PM GMT

:O

How many deposits did the wank bank just recieve?

Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2009, 3:36 AM GMT

I don't know how teenage boys get anything done these days. I know I certainly have trouble managing it.

There's a whole up-and-coming generation of RSI-riddled 13 year olds...

Quote: jmorton @ November 15 2009, 4:05 AM GMT

haha

I somehow think tales of my college experiences will fail to excite the way hers will. I will, however, make them available in pop up book form for those who ask

:D

(Go on, post them.)

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 12:45 PM GMT

Well in theory, Sue Perkins. Ermmmm, do the people have to be gay themselves? If not, throw Emma Kennedy in too.

Dirty girty.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:15 PM GMT

Apparently, according to a recent Time Out survey of Londoners, 78% of women would consider having sex with Mayor Boris.

A couple of years ago, he was voted as the man most women secretly wanted to have sex with.

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2009, 4:28 PM GMT

A couple of years ago, he was voted as the man most women secretly wanted to have sex with.

How did they vote if it was a secret? Eh? Answer me that!

By anonymous ballot...?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 4:15 PM GMT

Isabella

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 4:17 PM GMT

How many deposits did the wank bank just recieve?

None.

Quote: Badge @ November 15 2009, 4:38 PM GMT

How did they vote if it was a secret? Eh? Answer me that!

Telepathically. Or something.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:15 PM GMT

Apparently, according to a recent Time Out survey of Londoners, 78% of women would consider having sex with Mayor Boris.

I once went on a date with a girl who, apropos nothing in particular, came out with the line, "At Balliol I succeeded Boris as President of the Debating Society, but I didn't sleep with him."

Tim's statistic has made me feel better that I also struck out.

http://gossipgirlnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/ed-westwick-chuck-bass-1.jpg

Ed Westwick.

:$

Quote: IT David @ November 15 2009, 2:07 AM GMT

No-one, thank you very much. I am a hundred percent hetrosexual male and have never been in my whole life been attracted to another man.

Me neither. IT David and me are a dying breed, eh, IT David? ;) ;)

Quote: IT David @ November 15 2009, 2:07 AM GMT

No-one, thank you very much. I am a hundred percent hetrosexual male and have never been in my whole life been attracted to another man.

That's so gay.

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 8:11 PM GMT

That's so gay.

That doesn't necessarily mean that IT David is gay. If IT David says "I am a hundred percent heterosexual male and have never been in my whole life been attracted to another man.", we should believe him. It isn't as if he's trying to wind us up (like some people!).

Well, absolutely, Morrace. I just find it very hard to believe that even a red-blooded, long-fingered, 100% heterosexual hasn't fancied a bit of cock at some stage.

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2009, 4:28 PM GMT

:D

(Go on, post them.)

Just for you guys I will...just be prepared for a combination of a gay porno with touches of a Benny Hill episode (music included)

'When gay dudes look in the mirror, do they get turned on by their own weiner?'

All praise 'The Todd'.

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