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Who would you go gay for? Page 12

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

You were thinking of Nigel Kennedy, who is a man, and looks like a homeless, and plays violin. :)

Emma is a lady, and a comedy actor and a writer.

Noooo, there was a woman! Honest!

What's Emma in/written/acted in?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Kennedy

You might have seen her in Smoking Room? She turns up in all sorts.

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Kennedy

You might have seen her in Smoking Room? She turns up in all sorts.

Was she the one who was always going on about her baby in the Smoking Room? If so, I think you could do better then her zooo.

Then again -

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Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 2:47 PM GMT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Kennedy

You might have seen her in Smoking Room? She turns up in all sorts.

Ooh, zooo goes for the mummy/milf types! I don't recongnise her at all. Didn't watch SR either so that doesn't help.

Well I suppose I don't reeeeally want to snog them.

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 3:00 PM GMT

Well I suppose I don't reeeeally want to snog them.

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2009, 2:09 AM GMT

So much for joining in the fun!...

:/

:(

Okay okay, I'll erm, tweak her nipples and that.

Laughing out loud

You'd be excellent in a porno!

She wore a beard as Nostradamus is TMWRNJ, if you want to get even more confused.

Apparently, according to a recent Time Out survey of Londoners, 78% of women would consider having sex with Mayor Boris. Incredibly though, 71% of men would also consider it. Did they conduct this survey exclusively in Old Compton Street or something?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2009, 3:08 PM GMT

She wore a beard as Nostradamus is TMWRNJ, if you want to get even more confused.

Yeah!! That was where I first saw her. Genius.

Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2009, 1:50 AM GMT

Surely you're not suggesting they're bumming each other? So much Thetan energy would destroy life as we know it.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:15 PM GMT

Apparently, according to a recent Time Out survey of Londoners, 78% of women would consider having sex with Mayor Boris. Incredibly though, 71% of men would also consider it. Did they conduct this survey exclusively in Old Compton Street or something?

C'mon Tim you're surrounded by feral teen age girls being rude then...

He appears his blonde locks a leonine mane, illuminated against the night sky like a latter day Ivanhoe on a BMX.

"Unhand that anethatist you oiks!"

He bellows and they scatter like rats from his mayoral authority. Before sweeping you in his arms and saying

"Are you alright my sweet, there watermelon smiles are gone."

And then you just melt..

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2009, 3:11 AM GMT

It's only a matter of time...

Not Isabella Rossellini, is it?

:|

Scariest. Suggestion. Ever.

:D

Oh, didn't say I wouldn't fall for the blonde bombshell, with his anti-feral chav bravissimo (not to mention his manly cyclist's calves)... I'm just surprised so many other men would.

Basically though, with 7.5 million Londoners, Boris statistically could find enough people to fellate him 24 hours a day, 365 days a week, for many years. I suppose when you've got it, you've got it. :(

Quote: Aaron @ November 15 2009, 4:14 PM GMT

:|

Scariest. Suggestion. Ever.

Isabella or the Google mind-meld?

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