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Quote: Loopey @ November 13 2009, 3:22 PM GMT

If all normos became quadraspazzes for a few months they may see things differently.

I mean logically speaking, if they're in a wheelchair, they're most likely wearing some sort of incontinence garment, so let the bastards stew in their own juices for a while longer, that's what I say.

I don't really, it was just a joke in very poor taste.

I'm really a nice person usually. Lovey

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 3:53 PM GMT

I'm really a nice person usually. Lovey

When you're a sleep or under general anesthetic?

Quote: Leevil @ November 13 2009, 4:07 PM GMT

When you're a sleep or under general anesthetic?

When under duress

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 3:53 PM GMT

I mean logically speaking, if they're in a wheelchair, they're most likely wearing some sort of incontinence garment, so let the bastards stew in their own juices for a while longer, that's what I say.

I don't really, it was just a joke in very poor taste.

I'm really a nice person usually. Lovey

Logically speaking, if someone rides a moped, they're most likely to have bad breath and must all be prats.

Funny thing, logic.

I would just like to take this opportunity to publicly apologise to Loopey for my rather poor taste in humour and I hope I haven't personally offended her in any way.

I've only just been informed of something I had previously not known.

So once again I apologise to Loopey and hope she can find it in her heart to forgive my thoughtless mistake.

Cheers

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 13 2009, 5:06 PM GMT

I would just like to take this opportunity to publicly apologise to Loopey for my rather poor taste in humour and I hope I haven't personally offended her in any way.

I've only just been informed of something I had previously not known.

So once again I apologise to Loopey and hope she can find it in her heart to forgive my thoughtless mistake.

Cheers

That maybe the only thing you ever typed I actually find offensive.

What, you mean she's one of those tea-dancing-cake-teasing-naughty-muffins?

Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2009, 5:09 PM GMT

That maybe the only thing you ever typed I actually find offensive.

Right, I can't win. I'm off for a bit. I'll be back later when we're back to talking about wanking.

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Quote: Leevil @ November 13 2009, 5:10 PM GMT

What, you mean she's one of those tea-dancing-cake-teasing-naughty-muffins?

I REALLY want to be one of those... they sound amazing. :D

Quote: Loopey @ November 13 2009, 4:32 PM GMT

if someone rides a moped, they're most likely to have bad breath and must all be prats.

It's true.

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Quote: Aaron @ November 13 2009, 7:05 PM GMT

It's true.

And require the use of an accessible toilet after they get unlucky being cheeky with a routemaster.

I actually go out of my way TOO use them.

There is nobody ever in them, ample room, handles for support when in need of an intense undertaking of unloading, and they have funky mirrors at waist height to see how tiny your penis really is..

Just relax and enjoy it guys...guys?

I use disabled toilets as spastic rapists generally aint as fast as those with working legs

Quote: Scottidog @ November 13 2009, 10:33 PM GMT

I actually go out of my way TOO use them.

There is nobody ever in them, ample room, handles for support when in need of an intense undertaking of unloading, and they have funky mirrors at waist height to see how tiny your penis really is..

Just relax and enjoy it guys...guys?

Also if you have a bit of forcing to do those handles really do come in handy!

Sorry bit of an expert in this area.

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