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Disabled toilets

Anyone ever had a wank in one of these? Pleased Of course, I'm only joking.

I used the disabled toilet yesterday, it was the one pointed out to me by the barman. He seemed fine by it. But after I came out, my friend couldn't believe I used them. She was shocked, even though she used them after me Pleased Hmm.

Anyway, what does everyone else think about abled using the disabled?

Is it wrong? They way I see it, is it's just another toilet but with special facilities. I have to cue for the 'able' toilets, whether I'm bursting or not. Does it hurt to make a person with disabilities cue too? It's not like they wouldn't cue for another disabled person.

Why, yes. I am bored. Thanks for asking. :)

Untill recently - I had too.

More room you see!

I got told off for parking my car in one just the other day. I was only in there 5 minutes! It's political correctness gone mad. Angry

I'm all for them :D I just think, as long as I don't take the piss. There's nowt wrong with it. And no need for an, "IT Crowd" style reaction. If y'know what I mean. Pleased

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 7:21 PM GMT

There's nowt wrong with it. And no need for an, "IT Crowd" style reaction.

What about a "Curb" reaction?

I thought that was great! Laughing out loud

Well a shitters a shitter and they're slightly less likely to be vandalised and covered in piss. You can get a RADAR key for a £100 deposit, but that would be imoral...

I once used one at the festival hall and came out to a queue of quadraspazzes and their carers. Must have beena coach trip or something.

I should have felt guilty, but I was more guilty about the Gordon Brown economic policy that I left behind.

I've got no problems using one if the others are closed/disgusting/something else. As long as you don't take the proverbial by staying in there for an hour or pushing someone over on the way in, I don't see the harm. As you say, should a disabled person come then they'd have to queue just as they would if you were disabled.

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2009, 7:38 PM GMT

Well a shitters a shitter and they're slightly less likely to be vandalised and covered in piss. You can get a RADAR key for a £100 deposit, but that would be imoral...

I once used one at the festival hall and came out to a queue of quadraspazzes and their carers. Must have beena coach trip or something.

I should have felt guilty, but I was more guilty about the Gordon Brown economic policy that I left behind.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 12 2009, 7:20 PM GMT

I got told off for parking my car in one just the other day. I was only in there 5 minutes! It's political correctness gone mad. Angry

You parked your car in a disabled toilet? :O

The sinks are low enough for him to wash his tires.

The disabled loo at work is the poo loo because it's the only one alone in the office.

I don't use them when I'm out because I think they should be left for people who need them.

But I needed the toilet.

Yes the tricky question of where you poo at work.

We have a humungous training room at work, next to the upstairs gents(a single cubicle).

When the trainees prop the door open. It forces me to shout loud racist jokes when I ever use the toilet. To so sorry horrify which ever dogooder politically correct types are using it, that they ignore my uboat hunting.

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 7:52 PM GMT

But I needed the toilet.

What's wrong with a pile of straw in the corner of the cage?

And is it true chimpanzees go berzerk if some one watches them poo?

Quote: Leevil @ November 12 2009, 7:52 PM GMT

But I needed the toilet.

Why didn't you use the normal loo?

Quote: sootyj @ November 12 2009, 7:53 PM GMT

Yes the tricky question of where you poo at work.

I avoid it... don't like to go anywhere but at home.

How ever so humble, there's no place like home.

To poo.

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