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Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 11 2009, 2:07 PM GMT

Well that narrows it down. Cheers for that Tim.

OK, so I'm not Columbo! But Columbo only ever has to deal with one f**king suspect, doesn't he? Why it takes him up to an hour and a half to catch him/her I'll never know. Even Bergerac was able to exclude any suspects who didn't live on Jersey. :(

F**k! This is sad. You're a real nice guy to, Lee.

*clings to Lee's leg*

Don't go!

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 2:07 PM GMT

Of course, if someone is sick enough to do this, then they might go to the trouble of making a trip to post is from somewhere remote to where they live.

Interesting that you'd know so much about this...

*gets confused and sets pitchfork on fire*

*opens marshmallows*

Quote: David Bussell @ November 11 2009, 2:15 PM GMT

Interesting that you'd know so much about this...

Detective Bussell... he's Juliet Bravo for the Noughties. Rolling eyes

I really don't know what to say about that - I can't believe someone would go to those sort of lengths.

There's probably just enough in that original letter for a linguistic expert to work with. As for tracing the sender, there was something on Crimewatch in the last couple of years about an anonymous letter sender, but I think they caught him because he was a repeat offender who kept returning to the same post box - which they monitored carefully on CCTV.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 11 2009, 2:03 PM GMT

Ah, but perhaps that the bad grammar is deliberately done to put us off the scent? (Like a bad episode of Morse.)

There's nothing in the world that would make me intentionally abuse the English language in such a way.

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2009, 2:26 PM GMT

There's nothing in the world that would make me intentionally abuse the English language in such a way.

:D

Omg! What a disgusting and shocking ordeal to endure.

How someone can inflict this kind of cruelty and stress on another is beyond reason and like everyone else, I hope the police are able to catch whoever is responsible quickly and bring them to justice.

Good luck with all your work Lee and I really hope you and your family are OK.

Quote: DaButt @ November 11 2009, 2:05 PM GMT

Do letters mailed in the UK include a postmark that shows which city and/or postal code it was mailed from? I guess it wouldn't really help much if it just said "London" but perhaps it could narrow down the identity of the sender.

Depends what company it's sent through. If it's Royal Mail (most likely), then yes, there'll be a stamped mark on it with the sorting office, and sometimes a series of dots and lines which I guess is some kind of more detailed ID sorting code.

Quote: Jude @ November 11 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

I hope the police are able to catch whoever is responsible quickly and bring them to justice.

Probably entails taking away their crisps and putting water on the bridge of their nose in this country. Unimpressed

Lee (or administrators), is it possible to track through all past posts you've made about your work for example, and see if there are any dissenting voices, or see if there is a pattern to replies from a particular poster? Alternatively you could track back to see if you yourself may have passed comments on someone's work on the critique pages, which have caused some offence, or even could have caused offence to someone sad enough to take it too seriously, but they haven't stated it. Look for names that may have had a go back at your work or even your other posts in the following days or weeks. You may at least be able to narrow suspects down this way, but I'd do it with an open mind and let the police and the administrators act on any clues you gather. Good luck.

Lee, I'm new to the forums but I spent quite a few months browsing through the backdated stuff. You certainly stand out and I always laughed along with your posts. What a shame.
This person should be caught and dealt with severely.
I know you've made your mind up. I'd like to say to you don't let this dangerously idiotic act put you off continuing on here, but I'm sure you've thought it through carefully.

Take care and keep making people laugh.

Andy

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I'm glad to see they have affective filters running through the postal service.

Surely the guy delivering the post questioned it, seeing as it was visible on the back?

"This package has the address written in blood"

"Probably didn't have a pen handy"

"I hate it when that happens, anyway it won't deliver itself..."

I like the fact the Royal Mail apologised for the condition it was delivered in. As though that was the salient issue. Rolling eyes

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