To the tune of LITTLE BY LITTLE by OASIS
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfkAkMExDrQ )
We the people need food for subsistence
The local mini-market shuts at three
Before you start to moan, there's some assistance
A place where you can get Wissotsky tea
It's not all that clean
The cashier's half-dead
And outside a man
Just got stabbed in the head
But that just don't matter now
'Cause shopping at Lidl
Got every kind of good
You ever dreamed off
Only at Lidl
Can you find tur-nips
Next to a camping stove
Shopping at Lidl
You feel like you can beat the credit crunch
At the same time you just ask yourself why
You're shopping here
The food they sell is often far from perfect
Like sauerkraut in tins with chicken stew
But still, for 15p it's kind of worth it
It's best before May twenty-twentytwo
I know I sound mean
By what I just said
But M&S food
Left my balance in the red
And it just don't matter now
Cos shopping at Lidl
They sell funny things you'd never dream of
Like nailguns and fiddles, and
Those things for taking
The tops of hedges off
The thing about Lidl
You just went in to get a bag of rice
To your surprise
When you unpack your car
You bought a stuffed deer
Some good points. Although not sure I get the end.