This Is The Greatest and Best Joke in the World

It was Christmas Eve and Mrs Santa was in a panic.
"The sink is blocked again!" she cried. "The labyrinthine system of drains in this house is a bloody nightmare. Where are we going to find a plumber on Christmas Eve?"
"I'll give Rudolf Lenin a call," Santa replied. "He's the best plumber in the business.."
"Not that fanatical communist!" his wife protested.
"This is no time for knee-jerk reactionary responses," Santa pointed out. "You may not agree with his politics, but Rudolf the Red knows drains dear."

No it isn't, kindly deposit in critique.

I am getting slightly grumpy at this new generation who reckon their stuff is to good for critique. Well unless it's not a commercial product, then no it isn't too good.

Since when were jokes funny anyway . . . ?

Quote: sootyj @ November 8 2009, 11:01 PM GMT

No it isn't, kindly deposit in critique.

I am getting slightly grumpy at this new generation who reckon their stuff is to good for critique. Well unless it's not a commercial product, then no it isn't too good.

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Surely if it isn't his joke it shouldn't go in critique?
It was quite amusing though.

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Open toad.

Topical!

I want to know what the one was in Python that they used against the Germans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U

We are the joke according to britishsuck britishtrash...well, at least the British members here.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32042/

Quote: britishsuck britishtrash @ 5th July 2015, 9:48 AM BST

haha

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st December 2015, 6:40 PM GMT

We are the joke according to britishsuck britishtrash...well, at least the British members here.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32042/

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Hmmm, there's something perverse and unsettling the way you keep re-posting that load of toss from Germany.
You're not about 125 years old with a thick head of white hair and white toothbrush 'tash are you?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 21st December 2015, 6:40 PM GMT

We are the joke according to britishsuck britishtrash...well, at least the British members here.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/32042/

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I loved that thread, it was almost, but not quite as good as 'My Forums' where David Smith, george roper and JR666numberofthebeast had a lovely little discussion.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 21st December 2015, 7:51 PM GMT

I loved that thread...

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Same here! Closed far too early imo.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st December 2015, 5:38 PM GMT

I want to know what the one was in Python that they used against the Germans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U

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Killing Joke

Quote: Chappers @ 21st December 2015, 8:32 PM GMT

Killing Joke

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Yes, that was the point of the sketch; but what is it that made the writer even die laughing after he wrote it?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st December 2015, 8:35 PM GMT

Yes, that was the point of the sketch; but what is it that made the writer even die laughing after he wrote it?

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That is the whole point!

And I was going to link the band Killing Joke but had trouble with You Tube.

I give up.