British Comedy Guide

Expenses solution.

3 MPS ARE TALKING.

MP1
This bloody expenses reform is an outrage, now I can't buy a house in London I have to get a train into London.

MP2
You're not being imaginative enough. I redesignated the missus Great Eastern Railway and charge £50 for her to push me to London by wheelbarrow.

MP3
Isn't that horribly slow?

MP2
Not at all, she's 34% more reliable than Network south.

MP3
Ooh that is efficent. Now we can't employ our families it's cost me £60,000 a year. 2 kids equal 2 researchers know what I mean.

MP2
Amateurs, pah. I just used my influence to get my kids jobs as traffic wardens.

MP1
Did you? Well one of the little sods gave me a ticket.

MP2
Oh I'll take care of that.

PICKS UP A BABY DOLLY IN A BASKET.

MP2
Naughty Cedric tear up the nice man's ticket.

BABY CRIES LUSTILY.

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