Heres another running sketch character for the sketch show aimed at and played by age bracket 9 - 11 year olds.
R U 18. sketch one
The main character is either a boy or girl (Sam aged around 10) who relishes the opportunity to fool people into thinking he is over 18. (Always to his/her own detriment)
Location : on a bus back seat.
Sam rushes to the back seat of the bus to join Billie, Sam can hardly hide the excitement. Sam sits next to Billie giggling.
Sam : Yes, yes,
Billie : (excited too) What ? What is it ?
Sam : Just managed to get on paying as an adult. Wooohooo, Oh yes !
Billie : But you're only ten!
Sam : I know… heh heh ..Reeeeesult !
Billie sighs and shakes his/her head.
RU 18. sketch two
Sam is queing to enter 'Funworld' (Maybe a guy in a colourful costume stood by a sign saying Funworld etc with a money collection apron on.)
Man : (as a happy child skips into Funworld) Thankyou and have a nice day at Funworld, themepark, the only park that allows anyone under 14 in Freeeeeee !
(Sam approaches) In you go Sonny.
Sam : How much please?
Man : (Laughing) Oh no no no, all kids are Freeeeeeeeeeeeee !
Sam : What about adults ?
Man : Oh they have to pay.
Sam : Rightio, how much ? (delving into pockets)
Man : No, kids are free. Only adults pay.
Sam : tut tut. OK how much is it then?
Man : Er a fiver. But…
Sam : Here you go.
Man : Look you've got it wrong, how old are you.
Sam : Twenty eight.
Man : Twenty eight ? You're not twenty eight.
Sam : OK OK I'm thirty five.
Man : You're ten if you're a day.
Sam : I look young for my age.
Man : But it's free, you can get in free.
Sam : But us poor old adults have to pay eh? Here you go. (he stuffs a fiver into the mans hand)
(The man stands flabbergasted as Sam walks in)
Sam : Heh heh! Reeeeeeeesult !
END