BARACK IS TALKING TO HILARY CLINTON.
HILARY
You did it Mr President, you finally passed that health bill.
BARACK
Yes 96% of Americans have access to health care, it's historical.
HILARY
But what about the other 4%? Why have they been left out?
BARACK
That's Alaska, Palin's gone and seded from the US. It's the new country of Hocky-momistan, they believe in Firearms, Fundamentalism and Fox TV.
HILARY
Are we going to invade them then?
BARACK
Well once we've dealt with; Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq and that scary new European superstate.
HILARY
About that why is there a billion dollars for medical marijuana in this bill?
BARACK.
Hey Michelle needed the money with her organic vegetable garden.
BARACK SPARKS UP A JOINT.
BARACK
Aah the audacity of dope.