DESPERATE TIMES...
INT. BEDROOM: DAY- A YOUNG MAN (20's) IS SAT IN A CHAIR FACING THE COMPUTER SCREEN; HE IS JIGGING UP AND DOWN AND MAKING LITTLE GRUNTING NOISES; WE CAN SEE HIS TROUSERS ARE AROUND HIS ANKLES AND THERE IS FILTH ON THE SCREEN; ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SCREEN SWITCHES OFF.
MAN
No! No! No! [HE PRESSES AT THE ON BUTTON] I was nearly finished!
HE STANDS UP; HIS BARE BOTTOM CAN BE SEEN; HE SHUFFLES AROUND THE ROOM WITH TROUSERS AT HIS ANKLES.
MAN
Porn. Porn. Porn. Porn. Ah-ha [HE PICKS UP A CLUTCH OF MAGAZINES FROM UNDER HIS BED]
HE LEAFS THROUGH THEM; WE CAN SEE THEY ARE ALL OLD CAR MAGAZINES AND A FEW BEANOS; HE PICKS OUT A BEANO AND LEAFS THROUGH IT; HE LOOKS DOWN.
MAN
No don't leave! come on Mr Winky we can make it!
HE STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM SCRATCHING HIS HEAD
MAN
Right!
HE SHOOTS OVER TO A PILE OF BLANK PAPER AND IS SCRIBBLING AWAY; THEN HOLDS IT ALOFT; *WE CAN SEE A RUDIMENTARY PICTURE OF SOME LARGE BREASTS AND A PENIS EJACULATING ON TO THEM.
MAN
That's it! [LOOKING DOWN AT HIS MIDRIFF] We're back in business, Mr Winky!
END SKETCH.
* 0R WE CAN SEE A COMPLEX, ANATOMICAL DRAWING OF A VAGINA.