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Quote: NickTheDon @ November 9 2009, 3:36 AM GMT

When I'm getting intimate with a girl, and she sticks her finger up my arse.

Is that what you meant by the title of this topic?!

Laughing out loud

I believe that is the very essence of the above thread title

Quote: jmorton @ November 9 2009, 4:02 AM GMT

Laughing out loud

I believe that is the very essence of the above thread title

Yep, it's whatever it means to you.

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 9 2009, 3:36 AM GMT

When I'm getting intimate with a girl, and she sticks her finger up my arse.

I like how you seem to consider this simply heavy petting. :D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 9 2009, 9:27 AM GMT

I like how you seem to consider this simply heavy petting. :D

Hahaha, I thought there was a nice contrast between the polite phrase "getting intimate" and the nicely vulgar "sticks a finger up my arse".

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 9 2009, 10:57 AM GMT

Hahaha, I thought there was a nice contrast between the polite phrase "getting intimate" and the nicely vulgar "sticks a finger up my arse".

If that's vulgar your poor mrs.

Quote: jmorton @ November 7 2009, 10:55 PM GMT

I'd reckon that girl would have an interesting background.

And probably be Thai.

Quote: zooo @ November 7 2009, 11:36 PM GMT
Image

Sniff away!

She always looks like the bitchiest girl on the council estate who wears too much makeup and beats her mother up, to me.

She looks like she's been Kai's Power Gooed to me.

Quote: NickTheDon @ November 9 2009, 3:36 AM GMT

When I'm getting intimate with a girl, and she sticks her finger up my arse.

Laughing out loud

She has dead eyes.

Are men on here really slagging off Megan Fox?

Fags.

Mine was a compliment actually. Good ole necrophilia.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 9 2009, 2:19 PM GMT

Are men on here really slagging off Megan Fox?

Fags.

Oh be nice! Just because you're 'Mr Butch'. Go on, dearie, show all the boys your big, sweaty muscles! Pleased

Quote: Leevil @ November 9 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

Mine was a compliment actually. Good ole necrophilia.

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 9 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

Oh be nice! Just because you're 'Mr Butch'. Go on, dearie, show all the boys your big, sweaty muscles! Pleased

*RC digs out uni-tard and baby oil*

Quote: Leevil @ November 9 2009, 2:17 PM GMT

She has dead eyes.

Obscure lyric reference: "Dead eyes, dead eyes, are you just like me?"
:)

For me; chocolate, blondes, scrumpy, and Goodfellas.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 9 2009, 2:19 PM GMT

Are men on here really slagging off Megan Fox?

Fags.

They wouldn't turn her down in real life. Cool

Why shouldn't you like Goodfellas?

(And blondes, but I'll leave that question to Dolly, Ellie and Ruby) ;)

Quote: zooo @ November 9 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

(And blondes, but I'll leave that question to Dolly, Ellie and Ruby) ;)

Because we're common and stupid and slutty is the usual annoying stereotype.

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