Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:13 PM GMT*LOBS HOT WATER BOTTLE AT HEAD!*
Who's head?
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:09 PM GMT
That was a Roo Rant.
I am so tired of coming on this forum and listening to one of Roo's 'why can't we all live together in perfect harmony' rants - they are so BORING.
Chillax baby, we're just having a bit of fun - well I am anyway - making light of the little foilibles that differentiate the sexes.
If people are taking these discussions as deadly serious declarations of absolute certainty, then they gots to get a life and shit.
I don't have a life, so I have to come on here and stir up trouble, it's what I do best.
I say a pillow fight will settle all this.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 5 2009, 2:20 PM GMTI say a pillow fight will settle all this.
I'm in. 
That reminds me, has anyone seen a film called Perverella from about 1996? I was offered a part in it but turned it down, but some of my friends are in it, and I can't find anything about it.
Don't start with me today RC. I have had no sleep, a flu shot from a nurse who decided I was a pin cushion, I have to work with a lazy moron, and someone has finished the last of my strawberry pocky, I AM IN NO MOOD! *Rest of shouting goes so squeaky only dogs can hear*
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 5 2009, 2:22 PM GMTDon't start with me today RC. I have had no sleep, a flu shot from a nurse who decided I was a pin cushion, I have to work with a lazy moron, and someone has finished the last of my strawberry pocky, I AM IN NO MOOD! *Rest of shouting goes so squeaky only dogs can hear*
Here have some totally sexist sympathy and love -
<3
Thank you RC. Now buggar off before I snap you like a twig with my thighs.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 1:53 PM GMTYes, I remember talking to a girl in the pub about her pink Prada phone - apparently after careful consideration and weighing up the pros and cons of all available handsets in the mobile phone market - she chose the phone because it was pink and had the words Prada written on it.
She probably said all that because that's what she thought you wanted to hear. Because you came across as someone that expects and wants women to be silly fools. She was probably discussing the technical details of the phone with her friends earlier and then dumbed down for you.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:26 PM GMTShe probably said all that because that's what she thought you wanted to hear. Because you came across as someone that expects and wants women to be silly fools. She was probably discussing the technical details of the phone with her friends earlier and then dumbed down for you.
Yeah, sure, why not? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:28 PM GMTYeah, sure, why not?
Because you would have run a mile and become terrified is she started discussing world politics or quantum physics.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:29 PM GMTBecause you would have run a mile and become terrified is she started discussing world politics or quantum physics.
Yes, women with pink Prada phones are known for their strong opinions on both world politics and quantum physics.
I know this because all female scientists in films, television and video games are stunning 22 year old supermodels. Is that sexist or not? I'm confoosed.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 5 2009, 2:31 PM GMTYes, women with pink Prada phones are known for their strong opinions on both world politics and quantum physics.
May be. You don't have to wear dungarees and have boy hair to be clever.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:33 PM GMTMay be. You don't have to wear dungarees and have boy hair to be clever.
Yet you think that to have large pendulous breasts is to be stupid.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 5 2009, 2:33 PM GMTMay be. You don't have to wear dungarees and have boy hair to be clever.
This from a gender who makes an entire psychological and socio-economic profile on someone by looking at their shoes. 