I always wish for too much.
Next year, i'l just hope my cat doesn't just keep..on..living.
What do you want for Christmas? Page 11
Nice.
Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 10:05 PM GMTNice.
Zoo, I have had enough, I've had it upto here with him
*points to my height*
He eats, sleeps and shits.
No love for the Scottidog, the one who pays for his food, and shelters him from cat eating rottweilers, no. Only Mrs Scootidog gets the love..
and no, I didn't hug him when he was a child.
You're so meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean.
No wonder kitty prefers the Mrs!
Quote: Scottidog @ November 5 2009, 8:50 PM GMTI want a little chinese man to be my butler for the Christmas week, just follow me around, make me food, wash me, dry me and clothe me, watch t.v together, watch films and eat takewaways. Then at the end of the week, he would cry because he was so upset to be leaving my services, as his wife picks him up outside the house in an old ford escort, and he's crying as he gets into the car with his plastic bag of dirty pants and socks.
Well we're away this Christmas so I could send ours over to yours for the week if you like?
What I want for Christmas. £9.95 from Glowgadgets.co.uk
The commentary on this is hilarious.
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 10 2009, 2:04 PM GMTWhat I want for Christmas. £9.95 from Glowgadgets.co.uk
The commentary on this is hilarious.
Nice find Nil. I love this reply to the question 'Do you ship them anywhere?'
I most certainly do, as long as it's an address on Earth. The Intergalatic Postal Service is still on strike after the Clone Wars and my Transporter is shagged.
Back when I had some money, I bought my brother the full on proper one from Forbidden Planet and it cost like £110 - so a tenner for something just as good is a bargain.
I love one if anyone would like to buy me one. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ November 10 2009, 2:41 PM GMTI love one if anyone would like to buy me one.
I would do Nil, but I don't think I could take the embarrassment of wheeling you down to A&E with a novelty light sabre stuck up your colon...again.
'So I was walking round the flat naked and I sat down on the couch quickly, little did I realise that my space sword was sticking up between the cushions...'
'Yes, Mr. Putters, we are well aware of your comedic, things stuck in your bum, nudie mishaps...'
Feel the force.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS
Yup.
I want this so, so much http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00142V9X0/comedyguide-20/
And Charlie Brooker's latest book.
Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ November 10 2009, 7:07 PM GMTI want this so, so much http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00142V9X0/comedyguide-20/
I like the way you point us to where we can buy it
Nowt like a hint! 
Quote: zooo @ November 5 2009, 1:51 PM GMTI could generalise and say that men are so f**king anal that any tiny perceived difference between models makes them take yet another long week of oohing and aahing and pontificating about which player to buy, and that women can just make a bloody decision and get it over with.
Attention to detail and wanting to get the best value for money; a healthy respect for financial expenditure. Dahlink.