A car is stopped by the police. The driver man, who is accompanied by his wife, winds down his window to talk to the policeman.
Policeman : Good evening sir. Is this your vehicle?
Man: Oh yes officer. Is something wrong?
Policeman: In a rush this evening were you sir?
Man: No officer. Was I going too fast officer? I knew that bloody garage didn't fix the speedo correctly.
Woman: Oh rubbish Malcolm. You said not five minutes ago I'll put my foot down and we'll be there in half the time.
Policeman: I see. Well I'm afraid that's an automatic three points.
Man: Thanks for that Carole. Why can't you just keep your fat trap shut.
Woman: You can't have the garage taking the blame, nice bloke he is. You'll be telling this nice Policeman it's their fault about that missing headlight next.
Policeman begins writing.
Policeman: I see. I'm afraid that's another one sir.
Man: You silly bitch! You always go too far.
Policeman hands the man another ticket.
Woman: And before you even ask the question officer, the tax disc isn't in the post. He hasn't even bothered to post the cheque yet.
Policeman raises his eyes and begins writing again.
Man: For f**k's sake. Why are you so f**king brainless Carole? Shut your f**king mouth!
Policeman : Does your husband always behave in this aggressive manner towards you madam?
Woman rubs her husband's leg in a loving manner.
Woman: Oh no officer. Malcolm is the most loving, gentle husband in the world<beat> he just gets like this when he's pissed.
Ends