Reporter
"I'm standing in a wet and windy Oxford Street, looking for people who have comical names. Excuse me, madam, but could I ask you if you might have a comical name?"
Woman
"Such as?"
Reporter
"Well, what's your name?"
Woman
"It's Patricia Bumm."
Reporter
"So, you're called Pat Bum. That's brilliant!"
Woman
"No, I'm called Patricia Bumm, with two Ms. What are you doing in Oxford anyway?"