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The Apologies Thread Page 4

Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2009, 6:04 PM BST

F**k em

Yes. So many times I worry about hurting someone's feelings, only to find out that the stupid idiot didn't realized I was being funny or clever or whatever.

I apologise for making Burnley Fc shameful team to support.
Wait no I don't :P

You should never apologise. Like being seen in a vest, pants and socks with sock suspenders, it's a sign of weakness.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 1 2009, 5:07 PM GMT

Yes. So many times I worry about hurting someone's feelings, only to find out that the stupid idiot didn't realized I was being funny or clever or whatever.

I have the opposite problem; people think I'm being sarcastic when I'm really not.

Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 10:09 AM GMT

You should never apologise, it's a sign of weakness.

It's accepting that you were wrong, which as we all know is quite impossible.

Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 10:50 AM GMT

It's accepting that you were wrong, which as we all know is quite impossible.

I do actually apologise. At university I once barged through a door and there was a man on crutches on the other side and I knocked him flying. I said, "Sorry about that, mate."

Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

I said, "Sorry about that, mate."

I can't imagine you using the term 'mate'.

Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

I do actually apologise. At university I once barged through a door and there was a man on crutches on the other side and I knocked him flying. I said, "Sorry about that, mate."

Well that's your own fault for being a lummox.

Quote: Ben @ November 2 2009, 11:00 AM GMT

I can't imagine you using the term 'mate'.

It was university. A time for experimentation.

I apologise to all of you for not being funny at all.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

I apologise to all of you for not being funny at all.

Sa'll right. Funnier the Ian some days which is a plus. Whistling nnocently :P

Quote: EllieJP @ November 2 2009, 11:22 AM GMT

I apologise to all of you for not being funny at all.

Apology accepted! Unimpressed

Quote: chipolata @ November 2 2009, 11:31 AM GMT

Apology accepted! Unimpressed

:D

Quote: Gavin @ November 2 2009, 11:25 AM GMT

Sa'll right. Funnier the Ian some days which is a plus. Whistling nnocently :P

*makes very witty retort*
*everyone probably laughs*

Quote: Moonstone @ November 2 2009, 12:26 PM GMT

*makes very witty retort*
*everyone probably laughs*

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