Damn, Danny. You seem to get a lot of gigs. Well done!
The Apologies Thread Page 3
How did the fireplace get pregnant?
Santa came down the chimney.
Like that sort of thing Danny?
Quote: zooo @ November 1 2009, 1:24 PM BSTHow did the fireplace get pregnant?
Santa came down the chimney.Like that sort of thing Danny?
All I could think of there was the acrid smell of Santa's jizz sizzling on the hot coals.
Thanks for ruining my Christmas. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 1 2009, 1:27 PM BSTAll I could think of there was the acrid smell of Santa's jizz sizzling on the hot coals.
Thanks for ruining my Christmas.
Man up Henman where do you think elves come from.
Quote: Gavin @ November 1 2009, 1:30 PM BSTMan up Henman where do you think elves come from.
Their cocks
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 1 2009, 1:36 PM BSTTheir cocks pixie sticks.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 1 2009, 1:36 PM BSTTheir cocks
Elves don't have cocks, they are given a lobotomy so they only work on toys.
Then Santa cums on hot coals and produces more to replace the elves killed due to substandard working conditions.
I hate to break it to you, Gav, but a lobotomy won't remove your cock...*Insert feminist joke here*.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2009, 1:48 PM BSTI hate to break it to you, Gav, but a lobotomy won't remove your cock...*Insert feminist joke here*.
I know that brain box. They are born without cocks. They have Lobotomy to make them stupid and not complain about substandard working conditions.
I appologise for thinking Ben could start an interesting thread.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 1 2009, 1:05 PM BSTConnor even has Digby's theme music down, and the slur as well. And everything is always about finding his nemesis.
We're all waiting for the YouTube clip link now, Andie... 
I really want to apologise to my co-worker who I think I patronised yesterday when I was actually joking. We were all really stressed out, and so I should've just left it alone, but now I won't get a chance to say anything until next week. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 1 2009, 5:35 PM BST
I suggested it to him. He wasn't very keen on the idea. He said that I'd have to be Ginger.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 1 2009, 5:36 PM BSTI really want to apologise to my co-worker who I think I patronised yesterday when I was actually joking. We were all really stressed out, and so I should've just left it alone, but now I won't get a chance to say anything until next week.
F**k em