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The Zombie Apocalyse! BCG Stylee Page 2

Laughing out loud!

And I was kidding, honest.:$:$:$

Hi Robyn! How are you? I'd have you at the apocalypse too. You could, uh, debate 19th century literature with the zombies whilst I hightail it away.

Yay! That could work! I'm goood because I've just been paid, but am now off to uni and then work. :( You?

I'm lying in bed and thinking about getting in the shower. Are you going to buy anything nice with your wages?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 30 2009, 2:13 AM BST

Okay, completely unrealistic theoretical question time - you're at a BCG Meet Up and the zombie apocalyse begins (finally).

How would we know?

Robyn and Elliot - Gotta be really and I only count that as 1 because I can dammit!

Jude - Just incase we need to know any gothy facts about whats going on.

DaButt - To bring the guns baby!! plus I need a drinking buddy to exploit the unguarded bars.

Finck - Because we need another kick ass gal, plus she peels people :P

Curt - His razor sharp hockey stick will come in useful.

Quote: sootyj @ October 30 2009, 7:12 AM BST

That would you make the unreliable English guy who goes nuts and gets shot into the cock.

I've never been shot into a cock before, sounds kinda pervy. In my film, I'm the wise cracking lovable one who goes missing and everyone thinks is dead, but then shows up again at the end with the rescue truck. (full of cheerleaders for some reason)

Kenneth's one sounds really good, I like the foreign setting, the Mad Max crossovers and the thought of zombie kangaroos. But I think the soundtrack of bad Austrailian rock bands and didgerydoos would get on my nerves after a while.

Plus in my apocalypse, the group comes upon a survival shelter owned by Ben, who seems all normal to begin with until they discover his undead zombie love slave Ruby chained up in the hidden room.

No idea, but - if it's any help - this is what I'd look like as a zombie:

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 30 2009, 2:13 AM BST

Ellie JP - we can't have good drama without love triangles, so Ellie will be the token female, plus she looks like good breeding stock. Throughout the course of the film she'll go from crying fraidy cat to self reliant warrior woman - preferably in strategically torn clothing.

Oooh yeah. Although it would be good, if my boyfriend is made into a Zombie and I'm forced to kill my Zombie boyfriend. Heart rendering, but shows a strong side. Pleased

I'd take Kevin Murphy.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ October 30 2009, 2:17 AM BST

Every zombapocalypse has a moment where one of the gang is zombified and somebody else has to blow their head off with a shotgun. I'd like to be the girl with the shotgun.

Quote: Nil Putters @ October 30 2009, 9:35 AM BST

How would we know?

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I think Carpark's got a good lock on a survival team.
But I think Ken, Gavin and myself have a more enjoyable movie to watch. We'll just have to pay for up for some AC/DC tracks to make this thing work. "Cause I'm ba-ah-ah-ah-ah, ba-ah-ah-ah-ack BACK IN BLACK CAUSE I'M BACK-IN-BLACK!!!"

Can I be a comic relief who dies in a really really stupid way?

Quote: dannyjb1 @ October 30 2009, 12:55 PM BST

Can I be a comic relief who dies in a really really stupid way?

In the great tradition of Hollywood, ideally you'd have to black-up first if you wanted that role. ;)

In the bath?

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