Now I don't post much of my routines up here normally, after all the best judge of wether it's any good is performing it, but I am a but unsure about the pigs in blanket things... here is the new seasonal fayre from me.
LEt me know what you think.
"How many shopping days to Christmas anyone? Technically they are x number but for me technically there is only ever 1, Christmas eve. I just don't seem to have the gene for Christmas shopping, you can lock me in Bluewater for 48 hours and I'll still come out with a wide selection of vouchers, and convinced they are the BEST present ever, I didn't even know supercuts did them.
You are talking to a man who once bought his family for Christmas, snickers… not between them they all got one each… admittedly I was 7… but even now I think can I get away with it again, claim it's a retro present.
This is why it's in my family's best interest to help me get a girlfriend, they've seen the presents they get when I'm part of a couple, and they've also seen the family pack of snickers.
Much as I love Christmas I do have a slight problem with it, it's not so much the huge commercialization of a Christian holiday, it's not even the blackmailing of kids to be nice in exchange for presents. Nope it's pigs in blankets, just the concept. I mean the sausage is meant to represent to pig, and I don't know much about pigs, but I would imagine that the majority of them don't go to sleep under blankets, except perhaps some of those Hollywood showbiz pigs. But if they did go to sleep under blankets, making the blanket out of bacon just seems unnessecry. I can't imagine that pig is gonna get much sleeping done, and if he does then the nightmares are just going to be terrifying. A couple nights of that and they are gonna be on the phone to the porcine equivalent of childline, "
