SURGEON1 RUNS ON LOOKING WORRIED, SURGEON2 IS READING A PAPER.
SURGEON1
Oh God oh God help I've just been operating on Andrew Lloyd Webber. And I'm in a terrible pickle, I'm going to be the phantom of the operating theatre!
SURGEON2
Did you cut him when shaving his crotch? I don't know how to shave him either.
SURGEON1
No worse than that.
SURGEON2
Was it his anal cavity?
SURGEON1
His anal cavity?
SURGEON2
I hear it defies the laws of gravity.
SURGEON1
No not that.
SURGEON2
Did you accidentally give him super model boobies? Mamaries, misty water coloured mamaries?
SURGEON1
No the operation went fine. I sliced out his swollen, ugly, piss gland out.
SURGEON2
So what went wrong?
SURGEON1
I chucked him in the clinical waste bin by mistake and kept the gland by mistake.
