KIRSTY YOUNG IS INTERVIEWING GORDON BROWN
KIRSTY
Hello and welcome to Desert Island Disks. Today I'm interviewing the Primeminister Gordon Brown, Primeminister...
GORDON
Chocolate biscuits.
KIRSTY
Primeminister I haven't asked you a question yet.
GORDON
Chocolate biscuits.
KIRSTY
Please Primeminister you're supposed to be telling us about records that you would take on a desert island with you.
GORDON
Chocolate biscuits! Chocolate biscuits! It's a good answer, every one likes chocolate biscuits. Many told me that.
KIRSTY
How about we try a diferent question. Primeminister could you tell us what luxury you would take?
GORDON
Nick Griffin.
KIRSTY
But why?
GORDON
He's the only person who looks more like a dick head than me. Look I brought him with me.
NICK GRIFFIN WALKS ON.
NICK
Chocolate biscuits.
KIRSTY THUMPS HIM WITH A CLIPBOARD.
KIRSTY
Racist bastard.