Quote: thefridaylink @ November 14 2009, 1:22 PM GMTHow do you apply to write Christmas cracker gags... I missed my calling.
Loads of Christmas cracker companies online if you can be bothered searching. I got a free box of deluxe Christmas crackers worth about £12 from a cracker company after I emailed them some of my 118118 jokes last Winter. The crackers came about February, but still. The jokes included this animal based one:
'What's a cow's favourite fruit? Moobarb.'
For Real?
I'm mean ... I hate Christmas Crackers but I'm up for monetizing my childlike sense of humour.
Many thanks.
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
Should have stayed in ... on Guy Fawkes night.
The tree-hugging vegetarian parliamentarian philistines!
Genius: a bus inspector poet
Nice one Larkin - better than the winner. Although that goes without saying.
Quote: Stan Doubt @ November 17 2009, 9:55 AM GMTNice one Larkin - better than the winner. Although that goes without saying.
Thanks Stan. Given the nature of the competition, an endorsement from a hoodied feline is undoubtedly a far bigger prize.
Shouldn't the winning punchline be "Carapace Carapace Carapace" ? 
My sensible suggestion that:
PETA and LACS are to merge to form EAT SCALP.
Was never likely to be in the hunt.
Oh, I dunno. I can see the headline:
EAT SCALP PLACATES CAT PLEAS 
