Dan Antopolski & Chris Addison Joke Competition

Dan Antopolski and Chris Addison have launched a competition as part of Friends of the Earth's campaign for planet-friendly farming.

The winners will bag tickets to see Dan, Chris, Marcus Brigstocke, Russell Howard, Richard Herring, Francesca Martinez, Stephen Merchant, Lucy Porter, Mark Watson and Razorlight perform at LIVEstock 2009 at the HMV Hammersmith Apollo on Thursday 12 November. Dan and Chris will read out the winning jokes on stage. The overall winner will also receive a pair of Eurostar tickets.

To enter, you need to submit an animal joke to Friends of the Earth by Monday 2 November... More info and entry form

That's a good way to put a set together.

I'll give it some thought!

Cool. I'll send my 'Cum on the cat' gag.

Well, I've sent mine off. Has anyone else?

yup sent off about 4
don't really care about winning it was just fun to write animal jokes.

Quote: thefridaylink @ November 2 2009, 4:19 PM GMT

yup sent off about 4
don't really care about winning it was just fun to write animal jokes.

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Indeed.

Anyone heard? Can we post our jokes here yet?

Go for it ... am sure it doesn't matter too much either way. Can't remember which ones I did but I'm sure it will come to me later...

What's a cow's favourite TV program?
Graze Anatomy

Fairly sure I sent that and a couple of others in.

This is how Chris Addison wrote Lab Rats, isn't it?

There was this New Yorker in the paper recently claiming that he had been head butted by a Dolphin.
"It did that on Porpoise," he said.

My cat has no nose.

How does he smell?

It's a she.

Yes, mine really was that bad.

I was in a plane and we flew through some pheasants. I knew they were pheasants when I heard the words "brace, brace".

What do you mean too late to enter?

@Stan ... yours rocked. I hope that is in your live set.

Cheers friday, I liked your cow one - and told it to people at work (giving the credit to yourself) and it got laughs.

Not sure I'll use mine - when I tell it, people are usually confused. Might sneak it in somewhere.

It came back to me!
Which animals have the lowest self esteem
Meer Cats.

Was up last night having a pun-down on Twitter based on Ant Puns ... annoyingly the competition has closed as I must have churned out 4 or 5 and I was stupidly pleased with "I want to start listening to more insect-based Heavy Metal... will start with Anthrax" ....

Wonder when they announce the results.