INT. DAY. DOCTOR'S SURGERY.
DOCTOR: (speaking into intercom)
Could you send in the next patient Louise?
A MAN STAGGERS INTO DOCTORS AND SLUMPS ONTO A CHAIR.
MAN:
Doctor, it's me earsight. I can't hear 100 yards in front of me.
DOCTOR:
Have you been drinking much?
MAN:
Drinking much? I'm spending double the amount I usually spend.
DOCTOR:
How come?
MAN:
I'm spilling half of it.
MAN GETS UP AND HEADS FOR THE DOOR.
MAN:
Open surgery.
DOCTOR:
Mondays and Wednesdays at 9AM.
MAN:
No, it's the password to open the door.
DOCTOR BUNDLES MAN OUT OF ROOM.
