A quick sketch Page 2

Quote: Morrace @ October 22 2009, 8:55 PM BST

Rood

See what I did there? I poked your eye out!

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Oh Mo! (that's not a homophobic taunt, by the way)

Your jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

Ayeeeeeee, as Ali G would say.

Quote: Roodeye @ October 22 2009, 9:02 PM BST

Your jokes are getting cornea and cornea.

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It's the luck of the Iris.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 22 2009, 7:26 PM BST

I wrote this ages ago and just found it, it made some people chuckle, but dunno if it's too much...?

INT. PUB- NIGHT
A group of friends, ROB, KATY, CLAIRE and PHIL are sitting around a pub table.

ROB
So, he said "do you want that now or later?"

Everyone laughs.

KATY
Ha! Oh dear I nearly swallowed my chewing gum.

CLAIRE
My mum told me I'd die if I swallowed chewing gum.

ROB
Yeah, my mum used to tell me that if I swallowed apple pips an apple tree would grow in my stomach.

KATY
What are mums like? Mine always told that if pulled a funny face and the wind changed my face would stay like that.

PHIL
My mum used to say "Philip don't ever stare at the sun."

The group fall silent.

PHIL
Is it my round?

ROB
Yeah.

Phil gets up smiling to himself. He has a white stick and guide dog.

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Nice idea this. all the "advice" our mums used to give us.
another possible ending would be Phil saying:-
"mind you, my mum was right about not running with scissors"
And stands to reveal a pair of scissors stuck in his chest.

I thought this was funny.

Thanks for reading people - maybe not to everyone's taste.

Liked it. Would have worked in Psychoville.

I didn't think it was offensive.
It was nice & concise with a pay off that worked.

I liked it. Sad that so many people have to read their PC guidebook to see if they should laugh or not. Whatever happened to opening your mind and laughing at what you think is funny?