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Quote: Tony Cowards @ October 22 2009, 4:21 PM BSTMost of the 'serious' comedians I know, as opposed to open spots and 'hobbyists', gave up posting on the Chortle forums a while back when it seemed inundated with trolls and people stirring up trouble, which is a shame as it used to be a fun place where you could joke around and also get useful information.
Yes, it seems to have died on Chortle recently. I remember you were one of the friendlier people though. 
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Quote: Tony Cowards @ October 22 2009, 7:05 PM BSTI love aural sex.
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 22 2009, 7:07 PM BSTYes, it seems to have died on Chortle recently. I remember you were one of the friendlier people though.
Thanks, my ethos on the internet is never say anything to anyone online that you wouldn't be prepared to say to their face if they were sat next to you in a pub.
I don't understand why people think that because they have the anonymity of the internet they can act like an utter *insert swearword of choice here*.
Quote: don rushmore @ October 22 2009, 4:26 PM BST... the merits of 'Prick Up Your Ears', whilst simultaneously discussing the merits of having a prick in your ears.
The two are one and the same. The movie title is taken from the book (of the same name) by Bert Lahr, who took the title from Joe Orton's unfinished final play 'Prick Up Your Ears' (a farce about events surrounding the coronation of Edward VII). 'Prick Up Your Ears' was intended to be taken literally (vulgarly) by Kenneth Haliwell, who came up with the title and three or four weeks later killed Orton.
Lahr starts his book with a snippet from a letter from Joe Orton (who was holidaying in Morocco for the purpose of shagging young men) to Kenneth Williams:
Edna Welthorpe writes "The people here leave a lot to be desired and flaunt their preferences for what they cryptically call 'bits of the other' at every cafe. I might have been assaulted through the ears on many occasions - by words only," she adds.
Incidentally, the Family Guy episode Prick Up Your Ears has the memorable line: "Once you've had black, you go deaf."
Quote: Kenneth @ October 23 2009, 2:58 AM BSTThe two are one and the same.
Indeed they are. But my original comment still stands up, so to speak.
Quote: Kenneth @ October 23 2009, 2:58 AM BSTThe two are one and the same. The movie title is taken from the book (of the same name) by Bert Lahr, who took the title from Joe Orton's unfinished final play 'Prick Up Your Ears' (a farce about events surrounding the coronation of Edward VII). 'Prick Up Your Ears' was intended to be taken literally (vulgarly) by Kenneth Haliwell, who came up with the title and three or four weeks later killed Orton.
Lahr starts his book with a snippet from a letter from Joe Orton (who was holidaying in Morocco for the purpose of shagging young men) to Kenneth Williams:
Edna Welthorpe writes "The people here leave a lot to be desired and flaunt their preferences for what they cryptically call 'bits of the other' at every cafe. I might have been assaulted through the ears on many occasions - by words only," she adds.
Incidentally, the Family Guy episode Prick Up Your Ears has the memorable line: "Once you've had black, you go deaf."
The play is currently on in the West End. I'm sure that that's what don was referring to, rather than a film.
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Quote: Aaron @ October 23 2009, 2:35 PM BSTThe play is currently on in the West End. I'm sure that that's what don was referring to, rather than a film.
Well the play is also largely based on the John Lahr book of the same name, as was the film, etc, etc. Has Matt Lucas returned to the play - or left it indefinitely?
Quote: Kenneth @ October 23 2009, 3:03 PM BSTHas Matt Lucas returned to the play - or left it indefinitely?
He's left it for good. They've drafted in another lead actor to take over from Matt's understudy in November.