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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 50

Quote: SlagA @ December 13 2009, 7:56 PM GMT

No one here has had the displeasure of having to put up with me for more than a minute.

Not strictly true. Now's a good time to reveal that I'm your probation officer. You're doing very well btw, and I can't see the sterilization thing being totally necessary just for the minute.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 13 2009, 1:24 PM GMT

Sounds like it was a nice sized group to have actual conversations.

Actually I preferred last night to the other meetup because we had proper chats. The pub was really nice too, had a real Christmassy feel to it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 13 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

I'm a bit mystified why some members of the forum wanted it to go badly, but as I'm not a psychologist, I'll just put it down to sour grapes and leave it at that.

In fairness, I think it was only Don who wanted it go badly.

Thanks for organising RC!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 13 2009, 8:01 PM GMT

and I can't see the sterilization thing being totally necessary just for the minute.

So you've seen the minutiae I dare to call genitals? :O

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 13 2009, 8:02 PM GMT

In fairness, I think it was only Don who wanted it go badly.

If anyone did say that, it certainly wasn't me.

I merely predicted a poor turnout.

Quote: SlagA @ December 13 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

So you've seen the minutiae I dare to call genitals? :O

It was an artist's impression from one of the flash victims. I didn't know how bad my own problem was till I saw it :(

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 13 2009, 11:54 AM GMT

A hearty "f**k you" to everybody who didn't show up, leaving me babysitting Carpark and Godot into the wee hours. Next time I'll probably just let them stab each other, just so I can ask them what the make-up sex was like.

Pity Aaron and Zoooooo couldn't make it. A couple of 12-year-olds would have cancelled out Billwill and his mate's combined 300 years and made me feel like less of a pubeless bairn.

You've had too many Nukka Colas Murphy. 'Pubeless bairns' don't change diapers. And you were only the youngest by a couple of years. You're still an old man.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 13 2009, 7:01 PM GMT
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"Prepare the graduates of the Comedy College for 'Operation Runcorn'."

Ah, who took that photo of my bell-ringing friend Nick ?

Glad it went well and thanks to RC for organising.

Going to unpin the thread now and let it fade into the pages and pages of drivel.

:)

This thread was pinned? Shit. I thought we were popular.

Quote: billwill @ December 14 2009, 2:46 AM GMT

Ah, who took that photo of my bell-ringing friend Nick ?

Uncanny! Or it would be if he was stroking a bag of crisps.

I missed all the Crisps & Bell ringing shenanigans.
Isn't that always the way?

Still at least SootyJ forgot about me stealing his drink.
Heheh - the perfect crime.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 14 2009, 9:20 PM GMT

Still at least SootyJ forgot about me stealing his drink.
Heheh - the perfect crime.

You big Gaymer. :P

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 14 2009, 9:20 PM GMT

I missed all the Crisps & Bell ringing shenanigans.
Isn't that always the way?

Still at least SootyJ forgot about me stealing his drink.
Heheh - the perfect crime.

Like the professional flasher you always expose yourself.

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