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The Unofficial BCG December Piss Up Page 39

Smelly.

Growler.

Smelly Growler?

Stick my name on the coming-to list please.

Quote: Yacob Wingnut @ November 20 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

Stick my name on the coming-to list please.

Tis done.

I'm gutted, but I am now unable to come along. Would have been great to meet you all but circumstances have conspired against me. Maybe next year :(

Quote: scratchyr @ November 22 2009, 8:43 PM GMT

I'm gutted, but I am now unable to come along. Would have been great to meet you all but circumstances have conspired against me. Maybe next year :(

Close escape. They're not big and they're not clever. Except for me of course. Look at my lovely face all bear like. It's so cute, yes it is, yes it is.

I can't attend this, people. Sorry.

Quote: don rushmore @ November 30 2009, 11:24 PM GMT

And the prophecy begins to become true...

That's where you're wrong, it's going to be like the EastEnders Crimbo Special with lots of unexpected people turning up - then getting drunk and hitting Barbara Windsor. Probably.

But thanks for taking an interest though 'Mystic Don', can you tell me what December holds for Scorpios?

Genuine question:

Are we handing out Christmas cards?

Quote: don rushmore @ December 1 2009, 10:52 AM GMT

Genuine question:

Are we handing out Christmas cards?

Genuine answer:

F**k no.

It is my birthday that day though, so I will be expecting a birthday card from each of you.

Quote: don rushmore @ December 1 2009, 10:52 AM GMT

Genuine question:

Are we handing out Christmas cards?

Surely it would be better to collect the money we would have all spent on Christmas cards for each other and send a cheque for the amount to a Third World British Comedy website? Our combined £6.74 could help to support a Two Pints... fans' forum in Kenya for the next 20 years.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 1 2009, 2:00 PM GMT

Surely it would be better to collect the money we would have all spent on Christmas cards for each other and send a cheque for the amount to a Third World British Comedy website? Our combined £6.74 could help to support a Two Pints... fans' forum in Kenya for the next 20 years.

Laughing out loud

Quote: don rushmore @ December 1 2009, 10:52 AM GMT

Genuine question:

Are we handing out Christmas cards?

Does that mean you're coming to the Piss Up?

I'm making my cards out later. Shall I address yours to 'Mark', or 'Don'?

Quote: AngieBaby @ December 2 2009, 9:33 PM GMT

Does that mean you're coming to the Piss Up?

I'm making my cards out later. Shall I address yours to 'Mark', or 'Don'?

Answered via PM. :)

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