Nigel Kelly
Saturday 17th October 2009 5:01pm
3,792 posts
Top ten drunken expolits:
1. Stealing a kebab.
2. Bringing a scaffolding frame into a pub.
3. Hitting someone with a traffic cone.
4. Dialling 999 to say a bomb had been planted and that the codeword was ballbag.
5. Peeing on the door handle of a cop car whilst they were in someone's house.
6. Falling asleep underneath a parked car.
7. Dismantling a keep left sign and then launching it through the window of a Salvation Army charity shop.
8. Asking a female student what she was studying, to which she replied 'business.' Then saying to her, 'Do you want to go into the bedroom so we can talk business?'
9. Being asked to leave a nightclub as I was wearing ripped jeans and DM boots. Going outside the place and having a friend pass his clothes out the toilet window. Dressing in his clothes and getting back in for a while until I was spotted having changed back into my own gear.
10. Waking my parent's up by going into their room and pissing on the floor.