Scottidog's Top Ten best ever all time Wanks.
1. Whilst driving (true)
2. To Wizard of Oz (Dorothy, not the nan)
3. A Barbie (my sister lost Ken)
4. Baywatch
5. Train toilet (I lost my ticket, what else could I do to fill the time?)
6. Beyonce and Shakira Video
7. In a Museum
8. Under a duvet, whilst my sister sat literally yards away
9. At the Hospital
10. At the Funeral
Quote: Kenneth @ October 17 2009, 8:48 AM BSTDoes it have a very bitter flavor? Is it like Denmark's Sorte Svin ('black pigs', which is vodka with pepper/liquorice candies dissolved in it)? Actually, "sorte svin" has been deemed politically incorrect and some Danes now call the drink "small greys".
Yes, it is very bitter, but with some sweetness. I don't know Danish one, but black balsam is herbal liquor with some 24 herbal ingredients mixed in our vodka. It is very strong (45%/90 proof) and taste is somewhat specific.
My wife calls it "Guinness beer of strong drinks", as in her mind black balsam is as different from all other drinks as Guinness beer from lagers.
Quote: Scottidog @ October 17 2009, 9:48 AM BST8. Under a duvet, whilst my sister sat literally yards away
Whatever turns you on.
Top Ten Film Performances By Bill Murray.
1) Groundhog Day
2) Broken Flowers
3) Ghostbusters (I)
4) Lost In Translation
5) Kingpin
6) Scrooged
7) The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
8) What About Bob?
9) Ed Wood
10) Rushmore
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 11:25 AM BSTTop Ten Film Performances By Bill Murray.
1) Groundhog Day
2) Broken Flowers
3) Ghostbusters (I)
4) Lost In Translation
5) Kingpin
6) Scrooged
7) The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
8) What About Bob?
9) Ed Wood
10) Rushmore
Bah and indeed Gah! No mention of Stripes, Little Shop of Horrors or Caddyshack! I disagree with your Bill Murray choices Tim. His performance in Lost in Translation, the bore fest where nothing happens, better then Caddyshack?
Caddyshack!!!!!!
Quote: Scottidog @ October 17 2009, 9:48 AM BSTScottidog's Top Ten best ever all time Wanks.
No love for the BCG 'Who Do You Fancy' thread? 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 11:52 AM BSTBah and indeed Gah! No mention of Stripes, Little Shop of Horrors or Caddyshack! I disagree with your Bill Murray choices Tim. His performance in Lost in Translation, the bore fest where nothing happens, better then Caddyshack?
Caddyshack!!!!!!
Don't like Caddyshack. Sorry. I realise this is blasphemy amongst certain men of a "certain age". 
Lost In Translation is generally a pretentious bore-fest, as you so rightly state. Bill Murray is the only reason to watch it (plus some good cinematography and the soundtrack), he carries the film brilliantly. Stripes - meh! He's fine in Little Shop Of Horrors, but not a vintage performance.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 12:00 PM BSTDon't like Caddyshack. Sorry. I realise this is blasphemy amongst certain men of a "certain age".
Lost In Translation is generally a pretentious bore-fest, as you so rightly state. Bill Murray is the only reason to watch it (plus some good cinematography and the soundtrack), he carries the film brilliantly. Stripes - meh! He's fine in Little Shop Of Horrors, but not a vintage performance.
Burn the heretic! Both Stripes and Caddyshack are made of win and covered in awesome sauce and his vintage performance as the pervy dentist in Little Shop of Horrors was the film's only high light.
I think we'll have to agree that your opinions are worthless to disagree.
Pish and fibble, sir! 
I was going to do a 'Top Ten John Belushi' films... but then I thought what's the point? The man was a minor derivative comic, who never appeared in a single decent film anyway.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 17 2009, 12:14 PM BST
Burn the heretic! Both Stripes and Caddyshack are made of win and covered in awesome sauce and his vintage performance as the pervy dentist in Little Shop of Horrors was the film's only high light.
I think we'll have to agree that your opinions are worthless to disagree.
Lost in Translation is not a pretentious bore-fest, and Bill Murray is very good in it.
As for Little Shop of Horrors, I thought Steve Martin was the dentist, or have I mis-remembered? Anyway, whoever it was was a pale imitation of Jack Nicholson in the original.
EDIT: Hang on - another mis-remembering, Nicholson was the patient, not the dentist. Maybe that's why I'm getting confused. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 12:21 PM BSTPish and fibble, sir!
I was going to do a 'Top Ten John Belushi' films... but then I thought what's the point? The man was a minor derivative comic, who never appeared in a single decent film anyway.
(realises Tim is just doing some fishing to get some attention, not that I would stoop to those levels. 
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Quote: Tim Walker @ October 17 2009, 12:21 PM BSTPish and fibble, sir!
I was going to do a 'Top Ten John Belushi' films... but then I thought what's the point? The man was a minor derivative comic, who never appeared in a single decent film anyway.
Walker for the win!
My Top 10 films that were over hyped beyond all human comprehension and when I finally got round to seeing them, I just shrugged my shoulders and thought 'people went crazy ape shit for this?!' -
1. Donnie Darko
2. Napoleon Dynamite
3. The Dark Knight
4. The Blair Witch Project
5. Withnail and I
6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
7. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
8. The Full Monty
9. Four Weddings and a Funeral
10. 28 Days Later
Ha! Not playing your game, Mr Carpark. 
Though you're completely right about The Full Monty. It was almost as over-rated as The Blues Brothers.
Top 10 Friends episodes:
1. The One with the Embryos
2. The One with All the Kissing
3. The One Where Ross Got High
4. The One with Monica's Thunder
5. The One with the Videotape
6. The One with the Rumor
7. The One the Morning After
8. The One with the Truth About London
9. The One with the Hypnosis Tape
10. The One with the Male Nanny
I wonder who will list the top 10 Fawlty Towers eps - this person will have to explain why s/he left out two episodes!
Don't forget the special Buddhism episode...
'The One with Everything'