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Yes he's a big hit in Croatia along with Victor Adams - Posh Spices brother

Can't beleve you've never heard of them!

Top 10 Sue Sylvester quotes

1. Gay parents encourage rebellion there's studies on this.

2. I will no longer carry photo ID, you know why? People should know who I am.

3. For me trophies are like herpes: you can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. You know why? Sue Sylvester has hourly flare-ups of burning, itchy, highly contagious talent.

4. So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay it just means you're awful.

5. I'll admit, in the past I've fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.

6. I want that set list on my desk in the morning and if it is one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat, I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

7. You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Bay Watch and being told that they're going in a different direction, that was hard.

8. So swish it up gays. 'Cause if I can't tell who's gay, how will I know who to judge?

9. Hey buddy, get a haircut? Looks awful.

10. I've got nothing against gays just ask my sassy intern, Tyler. He has to live in my tool shed because I deny him health care as I consider gayness a pre-existing condition.

Quote: David Carmon @ July 12 2010, 1:49 AM BST

Yes he's a big hit in Croatia along with Victor Adams - Posh Spices brother

Can't beleve you've never heard of them!

Will wonders never cease?! Next you'll be telling me a tomato is a vegetable! ;)

Quote: Yatta @ July 12 2010, 11:54 AM BST

6. I want that set list on my desk in the morning and if it is one minute late I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat, I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat and then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.

Laughing out loud

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 12 2010, 1:14 PM BST

Will wonders never cease?! Next you'll be telling me a tomato is a vegetable! ;)

I class it as both, I eat it with other vegetables despite it being a fruit

It is a vegetable. :) According to zooo law.

But let's not get into that.

I'm going to make myself a sprout crumble tomorrow.

With some nice custard...?

Lashings !

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My Top 10 Most Listened To Artists According to Lastfm

1. Roxette - 3,391
2. Kylie Minogue - 1,074
3. Ace of Base - 1,064
4. Darren Hayes - 448
5. Corona - 356
6. Lady Gaga - 323
7. Per Gessle - 291
8. Erasure - 280
9. Alphabeat - 254
10.ABBA - 143

And the gayness award goes to...

;)

My Top 10 Least Listened To Artists

1. Roxette
2. Kylie Minogue
3. Ace of Base
4. Darren Hayes
5. Corona
6. Lady Gaga
7. Per Gessle
8. Erasure
9. Alphabeat
10.ABBA

Quote: zooo @ January 15 2012, 2:38 PM GMT

And the gayness award goes to...

;)

I would like to thank My moooom, Gawd and Lady Gaga

Hehe.
Is Per Gessle the bloke from... Roxette? Or something?

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