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Top Ten Break Up Songs

1.Nilsson - Can't Live (If Living Is Without You)
2.The Beatles — Yesterday
3.Prince – Nothing Compares To You
4.Randy Van Warmer - Just When I Needed You Most
5.Roy Orbison – It's Over
6.JayHawks – Blue
7.World Party – World Without Love
8.Skeeter Davis – End of the World
9.Ordinary World – Duran Duran
10.Tracy chapman - Goodbye

As far as Katie 'Whoredan' Price goes, she's famous for stripping in magazines and newspapers. Selling her and her kids souls to the same mags and newspapers and desperately trying to get attention for herself in anyway possible.

Main story in a magazine the other week

"Jordans sex secrets"

another

"I haven't had sex for 3 weeks"

another

"I'm having sex again"

Who's interested?

Quote: david carmon @ December 2 2009, 5:24 PM GMT

Who's interested?

Um, you. Errr

Katie Price is awesome. She's a great business woman and excellent mother. I love her, I really love her. She is my role model, said Hitler.

A good mother wouldn't exploit her children's lives for money.

If she wants to get herself in the press and give people a photo opportunity then I suppose it's up to her, but her kids should be kept out of it.

You're right. Maybe Hitler was wrong about those other things too? Errr

Quote: Leevil @ December 2 2009, 5:59 PM GMT

You're right. Maybe Hitler was wrong about those other things too? Errr

:D

I'll say this for Miss Price, she certainly draws a crowd. I remember walking into Yeovil town centre last year, only to find the entire length of the High Street (about quarter of a mile) taken up with a massive queue for a Waterstones' book signing. Naturally, at first I assumed they were waiting for Marc Peirson to sign copies of Hard Evidence... but no, pretty much the whole town had turned out for Miss Katie! :O

(On reflection, this may say more about Yeovil than about Katie Price... Errr)

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ December 2 2009, 1:22 AM GMT

Top Ten Break Up Songs

10.Tracy chapman - Goodbye

Tracy f**king chapman!

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2009, 6:05 PM GMT

(On reflection, this may say more about Yeovil than about Katie Price... Errr)

I would say so!

We went when Alan Titchmarsh came to sign books. But just to wander in and stare, not to buy his book.

Top Ten Tanks (plus vid links for all you tank mad people ;) :) )

1) King Tiger
biggest and best WW2 beaster (Porsche version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sqjTkrFM48

2) Panther
seductive slopes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6Krm-hU24

3) Tiger
iconic, clunky angles with a big punch - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCobn1h1OwQ

4) Churchill
anglular and nice suspension http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhw2UvnMsjg

5) Jagdtiger (though more a tank killer) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujqSxIe-RZk&feature=related

6) Centurion
a longlived workhorse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STSJdT2Ih_o

7) Joseph Stalin 2
beautiful tank from the normally pragmatic Ruskies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onjeieM6pOA

8) Leopard 2
The Germans prove they still dominate the post-war tank world http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEW8PH4bavw

9) M1A2 Abrams
Best modern battle tank if you discount the beauty of the Leopard 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9bgaoXLbFI

10) Merkava Mk4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol4Pk9M1XvI&feature=related

Quote: SlagA @ December 2 2009, 7:06 PM GMT

Top Ten Tanks...

Oh, TANKS! Thought it read something else Pleased

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2009, 7:01 PM GMT

We went when Alan Titchmarsh came to sign books. But just to wander in and stare, not to buy his book.

Did you prod him at all?

My mum wouldn't let me. :(

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2009, 7:25 PM GMT

My mum wouldn't let me. :(

Console

*prods zooo*

Well, I suppose that's something!

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