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Here's a fun fact if you've never been to the Whitechapel area, if you're an attractive white woman and you wear a mini-skirt, gangs of Asian lads will spit on you and call you a whore.

Girl power!

Erm.....Nice.

Glad we left when we did. Though we were all male.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:30 AM GMT

Here's a fun fact if you've never been to the Whitechapel area, if you're an attractive white woman and you wear a mini-skirt, gangs of Asian lads will spit on you and call you a whore.

Oh I'll be fine then. ;)

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 2:32 AM GMT

Glad we left when we did. Though we were all male.

Then you would have been fine, extremist Mooselimbs are very tolerant of gays. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:30 AM GMT

if you're an attractive white woman and you wear a mini-skirt,

Isn't someone dressed like that asking for attention though... ;) Whistling nnocently Angelic

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 2:34 AM GMT

Then you would have been fine, extremist Mooselimbs are very tolerant of gays. Whistling nnocently

Only because if you walk near the canal in Manchester they try and feel you up and rob you.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ November 30 2009, 1:52 AM GMT

For my money, Jurassic Park is still the best blend of CGI and physical effects ever filmed.

District 9 . . .

Quote: Slippery Jack @ November 30 2009, 9:32 AM GMT

District 9 . . .

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

...Oh wait you serious. Let me hold my sides. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

...and on a tiny budget too by Hollywood standards - beautifully intricate design work by WETA - haven't been wowed by CGI merging with practical like that for ages . . .

My Top 10 List of Football Teams in James Bond Film Titles -

1. Diamonds Are For Everton
2. Liverpool and Let Die
3. Tottenham Never Dies
4. Doctor Norwich
5. The Man U With the Golden Gunners
6. A Crewe to a Kill
7. Octo-Derby
8. Toonraker
9. You Barnsley Live Twice
10. The World is Nottingham Enough

Yes, this is what I do when I'm bored.

10 Cars that I have owned from 2002 - 2007

1.Vauxhall Astra (D Reg)
2.Vauxhall Nova
3.Vauxhall Astra (F Reg)
4.Ford Orion
5.Ford Fiesta (F Reg)
6.Ford Sierra
7.Vauxhall Corsa (T Reg)
8.Vauxhall Corsa (W Reg)
9.Vauxhall Tigra
10.Proton GL
11.Ford Fiesta (P Reg)

Okay it's 11 and so what?

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 1:44 PM GMT

10 Cars that I have owned from 2002 - 2007

11 cars in 5 years? I've only owned 5 cars in the last 25 years.

Quote: DaButt @ November 30 2009, 1:51 PM GMT

11 cars in 5 years? I've only owned 5 cars in the last 25 years.

2 in last 6.

But that's because I don't buy Vauxhall or Ford :P

Quote: david carmon @ November 30 2009, 1:44 PM GMT

10 Cars that I have owned from 2002 - 2007

1.Vauxhall Astra (D Reg)
2.Vauxhall Nova
3.Vauxhall Astra (F Reg)
4.Ford Orion
5.Ford Fiesta (F Reg)
6.Ford Sierra
7.Vauxhall Corsa (T Reg)
8.Vauxhall Corsa (W Reg)
9.Vauxhall Tigra
10.Proton GL
11.Ford Fiesta (P Reg)

Okay it's 11 and so what?

To be fair they were mostly on their last legs

1.Vauxhall Astra (D Reg) - Was ancient by the time I had it lasted a year
2.Vauxhall Nova - A temporary replacement for the Astra. Good car
3.Vauxhall Astra (F Reg)- A disaster
4.Ford Orion - My mate wrote it off, but never had a problem
5.Ford Fiesta (F Reg)- Cost £50 nuff sed.
6.Ford Sierra - Good car but something in engine went and broke down
7.Vauxhall Corsa (T Reg)- Headlights stuck on full beam. I demended replacement
8.Vauxhall Corsa (W Reg)- Exhaust blew after 3 weeks.I cancelled agreement.
9.Vauxhall Tigra - Badly designed. Broke down. never saw again.
10.Proton GL - Ran someone over in it. Death trap. Rust Bucket
11.Ford Fiesta (P Reg)- Good car, lasted until court case and ban.

Top 10 Soap Operas

1.Brookside
2.Neighbours
3.Hollyoaks
4.EastEnders
5.Echo Beach
6.Prisoner Cell Block H
7.Night & Day
8.Breakers
9.Coronation Street
10.Home & Away

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