Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 1:36 PM BSTI'm not sure I would enjoy being put in a corner. Is this a metaphorical corner or a real corner?
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said "Is this a metaphorical corner or a real corner?"
No! It's a f**king plum! Replied Suzie.
Quote: Marc P @ October 19 2009, 1:52 PM BSTNo! It's a f**king plum! Replied Suzie.
Have to say, I heard that in Suzie's unique accent, which I have changed my mind about and now think is genius. I have seen the light! 'Stick with Cocktail' (geddit?) is now my motto. (The photo with the inflatable cock helped.) 
Quote: Marc P @ October 19 2009, 1:52 PM BSTNo! It's a f**king plum! Replied Suzie.
"I know," said James, "I was just trying to impress you with a unique turn of phrase."
"Impress me with your cock, Monsieur Cotter - if you can!" replied Susie as she removed Cotter's khaki shorts...
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 19 2009, 2:04 PM BST
Have to say, I heard that in Suzie's unique accent, which I have changed my mind about and now think is genius. I have seen the light! 'Stick with Cocktail' (geddit?) is now my motto. (The photo with the inflatable cock helped.)
So if I took a picture of myself with a inflatable cock would you like me Tim?
Who needs Max Clifford to turn your image around when you can just pose with a inflatable cock and you go from zero to hero in minutes.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:08 PM BSTSo if I took a picture of myself with a inflatable cock would you like me Tim?
Who needs Max Clifford to turn your image around when you can just pose with a inflatable cock and you go from hero to zero in minutes.
Never a truer word was spake.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:08 PM BSTSo if I took a picture of myself with a inflatable cock would you like me Tim?
Who needs Max Clifford to turn your image around when you can just pose with a inflatable cock and you go from hero to zero in minutes.
It's quite a funny picture and not at all salacious.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:08 PM BSTWho needs Max Clifford to turn your image around when you can just pose with a inflatable cock and you go from hero to zero in minutes.
Surely "zero to hero"? 
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:08 PM BSTSo if I took a picture of myself with a inflatable cock would you like me Tim?
David Brent posed with an inflatable cock in The Office... *nudge-nudge* 
Quote: Marc P @ October 19 2009, 2:12 PM BSTIt's quite a funny picture and not at all salacious.
You say that without having seen how one might "improve" it using Photoshop. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 19 2009, 2:15 PM BSTSurely "zero to hero"?
Sorry I meant zero to hero.
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 19 2009, 2:15 PM BSTSurely "zero to hero"?
You say that without having seen how one might "improve" it using Photoshop.
Won't the man behind the counter give you a funny look?
Quote: Tim Walker @ October 19 2009, 2:15 PM BSTSurely "zero to hero"?
Oops. I take back that "truer word was spake" comment. Teetotallers and their careful reading.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:18 PM BSTSorry I meant zero to hero.
Restored.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:08 PM BSTWho needs Max Clifford to turn your image around when you can just pose with a inflatable cock and you go from zero to hero in minutes.
Yeah, it takes comedy genius to do a photo like that.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 19 2009, 2:22 PM BSTYeah, it takes comedy genius to do a photo like that.
That is why I shall never attempt it.
Quote: James Cotter @ October 19 2009, 2:24 PM BSTThat is why I shall never attempt it.
Of course it depends if that's what you want to do...
Lucille Ball & Desi Arnaz
George Burns & Gracie Allen
Suzie Cocktail & James Cotter