Just read this celeb story and laughed like a goon.
Oliver Reed:
"A friend used to drink in a rural Essex pub occasionally frequented by the great man. By her account he had an impressive sense of humour as you'd expect and was rarely short of a come back.
Anyway, our hero is relieving himself in the gents when a young chap sidles up at the next urinal and looks him up and down.
"That's not a very impressive one is it Oliver?" he says.
Without a pause, the actor replies.
"That may be so dear chap, but it has been inside Raquel Welch".
So, anyone have any celeb stories? I do but I ain't telling. And neither will anyone else probably because I daresay Aaron will lock this thread up double quick because of legal ramifications. Oh well! Just wanted to share the Olly Reed story.