British Comedy Guide

Give it a Punchline. Page 6

I'm glad they had the Olympics in London.

I voted for the Coalition because.

There are three things that the youth of today need to realise

50 Shades of Gray was worth every penny.

Now that the Suns come out I can resume my hobby

During auditions I doscovered that Britains got Talent doesn't take kindly to

I threw three coins in a wishing well

I keep my DVD's in an unusual order.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

There are three things that the youth of today need to realise,

education is everything.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

I voted for the Coalition because

I was curious if The Human Centipede would work.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

50 Shades of Gray was worth every penny.

I can finally finish that painting of John Major.

Topical.

Laughing out loud

50 Shades of Gray was worth every penny.
BECAUSE IF IT HAD BEEN CALLED 50 SHADES OF GAY, IT WOULD BE ME NOT THE WIFE WITH AN ICE PACK ON MY ANUS

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

During auditions I doscovered that Britains got Talent doesn't take kindly to

Spelling mistakes. The bunch of conts.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 27 2012, 11:47 PM BST

I was curious if The Human Centipede would work.

Laughing out loud

Quality.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

I keep my DVD's in an unusual order.

it's court order for pirating them

All my porn is DD V

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

As an olympic volunteer, a patriot and a rapist.

I'm glad they had the Olympics in London.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

50 Shades of Gray was worth every penny.

My wife thought I was a psychopath, now its just role play

It's cheaper than watching some one knock 50 shades out of David Haye on Sky sports.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 27 2012, 11:40 PM BST

Now that the Suns come out I can resume my hobby

Of doing the crossword in bed after my wife's finished wiping her arse on it...

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