Give it a Punchline.

Ok here goes..

Post a phrase, headline, thought or whatever for people to quote & give a punchline to.
Here's a few to get you started:

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage..

Obama edges closer to his dream of free health cover for all.

I never realised that I was priveleged until..

Yes we're a close family..

So I picked my numbers, filled in my ticket and...

Cook along with Jamie on your mobile phone.

I'd never seen anyone quite that good looking..

Next weeks episode Doctor Who and the..

Of course I like the Soaps...

There are two types of Men..

My favourite game when I was growing up was..

It's called my Family nowadays, but it's working title was...

This thread won't work because..

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

Yes we're a close family..

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...but that's how we Fritzl's roll.

It's called My Family nowadays, but it's working title was Probably a Bastard but Awaiting Blood Tests.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

I never realised that I was priveleged until..

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I noticed that my Butler had his own staff.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

I never realised that I was priveleged until..

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...I was born with a silver spoon in my valet's mouth.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

Ok here goes..

Post a phrase, headline, thought or whatever for people to quote & give a punchline to.
Here's a few to get you started:

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage.. everything he says is wrong everything he thinks is wrong, everything he doesn't think or say was probably wrong as well

Obama edges closer to his dream of free health cover for all. by having universal conscription and invading the nhs

I never realised that I was priveleged until..I took my butler to the vets.

Yes we're a close family..my uncles are george bush and tony blair, the family that invades together stays together

So I picked my numbers, filled in my ticket and...I still didn't get to felch steven gatelys corpse

Cook along with Jamie on your mobile phone..swear along with gordon on your mobie and they'll take your bus pass away

I'd never seen anyone quite that good looking..

Next weeks episode Doctor Who and the..

Of course I like the Soaps...I'm an alcoholic, with tourettes who doesn't own a washing machine, so its just like my real life.

There are two types of Men..reasonable ones and women

My favourite game when I was growing up was..escape from the plastic bag, I'm not sure my mother really loved me

It's called my Family nowadays, but it's working title was...pie family but James Corden was busy

This thread won't work because..the last time I tried a punchline I broke Elton John's nose

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

Ok here goes..

I never realised that I was priveleged until..

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Joanna Lumley sold me car insurance

I never knew I was priveleged until I realised most other kids had toy bears; not Ricky Gervais and Ray Winstone.

Next weeks episode Doctor Who and the..
Horrifying budget cuts.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:04 PM BST

I never realised that I was priveleged until..

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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ October 15 2009, 9:42 PM BST

...I got a V+ box dontcha know.

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Now excuse me while I try to record all the Porn freeviews

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage.. and I had my lawyer insert all of them into the pre-nup.

I never realised that I was priveleged until..I went to Middlesborough.

I'd never seen anyone quite that good looking.. outside of a mirror.

Next weeks episode Doctor Who and the..Politically Incorrect Aliens. Can the Doctor and his one-legged black lesbian assistant save the ethnically diverse paradise that is modern Britain from the unspeakable evil of the "I think things have gone a bit too far'' monsters?

It's called my Family nowadays, but it's working title was... Funny As Toothache

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage...

...find someone you love, have sex with her all the time, make sure your wife never finds out.

Quote: Timbo @ October 15 2009, 9:59 PM BST

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage.. and I had my lawyer insert all of them into the pre-nup.

I never realised that I was priveleged until..I went to Middlesborough.

I'd never seen anyone quite that good looking.. outside of a mirror.

Next weeks episode Doctor Who and the..Politically Incorrect Aliens. Can the Doctor and his one-legged black lesbian assistant save the ethnically diverse paradise that is modern Britain from the unspeakable evil of the "I think things have gone a bit too far'' monsters?

It's called my Family nowadays, but it's working title was... Funny As Toothache

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 15 2009, 10:00 PM BST

There are three golden rules for a happy marriage...

...find someone you love, have sex with her all the time, make sure your wife never finds out.

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