Had a bit of a cold yesterday and felt unwell. But last night...
Slept about one hour, I was shivering then I went incredibly hot and then back to shivering. Have a thumping headache, and generally ache all over and actually feel a weak and feeble man.
I wouldn't stand a chance if I was to fight a small child.
Am I going to die...
Its called Flu!!
Lots of pills and lemsips.
Quote: Scottidog @ October 15 2009, 8:47 AM BSTI actually feel a weak and feeble man.
You should leave him alone.
Yes, it does sound like flu
Quote: Scottidog @ October 15 2009, 8:47 AM BSTAm I going to die...
Yes.
But not yet.
Sleep, drink lots of water and take paracetamol to lower your temperature.
Go away with your germs! I suggest you do this.
Kinky!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 15 2009, 9:28 AM BSTKinky!
Sounds like CancerAIDS. Drop to your knees and repent.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 15 2009, 9:22 AM BSTYes.
But not yet.
Sleep, drink lots of water and take paracetamol to lower your temperature.
I will do that, thankyou.
Quote: David Bussell @ October 15 2009, 9:29 AM BSTSounds like CancerAIDS. Drop to your knees and repent.
I'm guessingthat's how alot of them get canceraids, dropping to knees and such like...
You have what the medical fraternity commonly refer to as 'a bit of of the sniffles'.
Their sound advice is to man up, grow a pair and stop being such a big baby.
If your symptoms don't disappear after a few days, be sure to Google your cough and headache, go on some medical websites, and really convince yourself that you have meningitis / Bells palsy / malaria, etc. and that you are actually going to die.
Be sure to ring the NHS Helpline and make an appointment with the doctor, so that genuinely sick people are denied treatment.
And yes, the answer is, you're going to die. We all are.
*puts on Lion King mask and sings Circle of Life*
Thanks RC...
I'm off today, now watching 'This Morning'. It's great.
'It really is tragic, losing your whole family in a car accident, thanks for talking to us today...Now you're in with a chance to win £10,000, just answer this quick question'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 15 2009, 10:57 AM BSTYou have what the medical fraternity commonly refer to as 'a bit of of the sniffles'.
Their sound advice is to man up, grow a pair and stop being such a big baby.
If your symptoms don't disappear after a few days, be sure to Google your cough and headache, go on some medical websites, and really convince yourself that you have meningitis / Bells palsy / malaria, etc. and that you are actually going to die.
I had Bells Palsy not long after my 15th birthday, and it freaked me right out. I remember my Mum came to the Doctor's with me, and she was crying, because she thought it might be permanent. Thankfully it only lasted about 2 weeks.
Quote: catskillz @ October 15 2009, 12:13 PM BSTI had Bells Palsy not long after my 15th birthday, and it freaked me right out. I remember my Mum came to the Doctor's with me, and she was crying, because she thought it might be permanent. Thankfully it only lasted about 2 weeks.
It's a really weird condition. I haven't had, but know a couple of people who have.
Apologies catskillz, I just drew some random conditions out of the vapour. If anyone on this forum gets AIDS, then I'll have to throw away half my joke collection. 
If you are dying then can you film some James Cotteresque blog updates on your worsening condition.