Quote: Scottidog @ November 6 2009, 10:31 PM GMTI just want Derek to just start screaming 'Mary loves Dick...Mary loves Dick' again..
My 6th form English teacher used to have 'Fanny loves Dick' on his pencil case. His name was Richard and his wife was called Frances.
Ha.
How rude. Dick didn't make you do P.E in your pants did he?
Actually, we did, in aparatus, how strange, I used to climb on the monkey bars in my tighty whiteys with my best pal Paul. We don't talk anymore.
Quote: Scottidog @ November 6 2009, 10:36 PM GMTHa.
How rude. Dick didn't make you do P.E in your pants did he?
Actually, we did, in aparatus, how strange, I used to climb on the monkey bars in my tighty whiteys with my best pal Paul. We don't talk anymore.
No Dickie had a stutter, so we would sit at the front of the class and rather cruelly make our skirts a bit shorter and make his stutter worse.
(it was a girls school)
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 10:38 PM GMTNo Dickie had a stutter, so we would sit at the front of the class and rather cruelly make our skirts a bit shorter and make his stutter worse.
(it was a girls school)
I have a slight stutter could you just....no maybe not 
I also have an essay I wrote for him on Jonathon Swift I wrote when I was trpping on acid and he covered it with question marks.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ November 6 2009, 10:38 PM GMT
No Dickie had a stutter, so we would sit at the front of the class and rather cruelly make our skirts a bit shorter and make his stutter worse.
(it was a girls school)
Bloody tease!
I don't think he was stuttering Dolly, did he pull a funny face too...
He took us to see a production of the Duchess of Malfi that contained male full frontal nudity and simulated sex and he kept saying he didn;t know it was going to be like that...
Though I got him a bit worried when we went to a pub before and I had a few pints and whisky chasers.
Michael Jackson has just asked to say hello to Quincy Jones via Derek. 
Apparently, Michael wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe.
What's the betting that "Michael" won't convey any messages to Derek which are potentially libellous... 
BTW, anyone think June seems a bit pissed tonight? 
Quote: bigfella @ November 6 2009, 10:39 PM GMTI have a slight stutter
I get one when I'm tired.
He's made a fan cry now...the bastard.
I think the fans perhaps have just realised they've wasted their lives. 
What's the vaguest comment he's made so far?
Easiest ten grand Derek has ever made
Utter Utter shite.
We ask this in the name of the Power of Love???
A Jennifer Rush song!
Did anyone see this on The Unexplained Channel ? It's a pilot for a comedy series based on someone familiar ... if you want to hear a Derek-alike screaming Michael loves Dick ! This one's for you ...
This is a great site
http://badpsychics.co.uk/thefraudfiles/modules/news/
Plenty of information and interviews with many grief vultures like Derek.