ALISTAIR DARLING IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN
ALISTAIR
Oh Gordon aren't you scared? Our letters telling us what expenses we have to repay are coming by post tomorrow!
GORDON
Come down Darling you're getting all over exited.
ALISTAIR
But I claimed for mowing the lawn when I was blowing my wad on porn.
GORDON
Don't worry.
ALISTAIR
But I was claiming for envelopes getting gummed, when I was really paying for being forcibly bummed.
GORDON
Alistair control yourself! Now watch.
GORDON DIALS HIS PHONE
GORDON
Hello is that the postal union? Go on strike if you dare! Postman Pat more like bolshy twats.
ALISTAIR
Well done Gordon let's hope it works on postal votes as well.
