A Dummy has a chat with his Ventriloquist.
Johnny:
Frank, we need to talk
Ventriloquist:
I'm listening.
Johnny:
I just don't think that we are working anymore .. as a fartnership.
Ventriloquist:
Oh come on Johnny, we've still got the magic.
Johnny:
No we haven't Frank, we're not that good, we were never that good
Ventriloquist:
Johnny old pal, we're one of the best Ventriloquist acts in the whole of the South west Butlins circuit.
Johnny:
Oh Frank, these days it's just emgarrassing. I can't pronounce my P's or B's without your lips moving, and I don't know how you exfect me to recite the alphaget while you're drinking a glass of water.
Ventriloquist:
But that's our showstopper!
Johnny:
I know, that's the hroblem.
Ventriloquist:
So what are you saying Johnny, do you want us to split up?
Johnny:
I have to choose my words carefully as usual, but yes. I want to go it alone
Ventriloquist:
You're nothing without me Johnny & you know it.
Johnny:
I'll be fine, I can start a new duffle act.
Ventriloquist:
Well maybe I'll just find a new dummy
Johnny:
Good!
Ventriloquist:
Fine!
Johnny:
Yes it will ge a git weird with someone elses hand up my gum, but I think it's for the gest.
Ventriloquist:
Well it's your choice. We'll just go our separate ways. Then we'll see who's Goss, I mean Boss.
THE VENTRILOQUIST REMOVES HIS ARM AND WALKS AWAY
Johnny(UNABLE TO MOVE)
I didn't think that one through - Gollocks.
