Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 1:31 AM BSTThat's where you're wrong Morrace, if I'd paid you a visit, the butt plug would just fall out.
May I recommend a traffic cone for your future needs?
Most dreaded chore Page 5
NIGHT!
Ner-night, Rube. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 13 2009, 1:31 AM BSTThat's where you're wrong Morrace, if I'd paid you a visit, the butt plug would just fall out.
May I recommend a traffic cone for your future needs?
He actually has a job collecting all the cones on the M25. Wandering up there on a Friday afternoon with a beatific smile and no pants.
Quote: Morrace @ October 13 2009, 1:50 AM BST
I'm rubbish at housework and it's my 'job'.
Quote: sootyj @ October 13 2009, 7:22 AM BSTHe actually has a job collecting all the cones on the M25. Wandering up there on a Friday afternoon with a beatific smile and no pants.
Ok, then:
'Most dreaded chore' - collecting all the cones on the M25.
Most dreaded chore - washing the spunk sock. 
Quote: chipolata @ October 13 2009, 1:55 PM BSTMost dreaded chore - washing the spunk sock.
By "washing", you mean taking the hammer to it?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ October 13 2009, 1:56 PM BSTBy "washing", you mean taking the hammer to it?
It'd break the hammer. Truth be told, as a sock I don't think it's fit for purpose anymore.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ October 13 2009, 12:57 AM BSTAm I turning in to the new James Cotter?
You wish.