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Who are dirtier; men or women? Page 7

Girls lez it up to turn men on.
Is kind of pathetic.

Only lez up if you're a lez! :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 9:27 PM BST

Sad thing is though, it's probably not because they want to.

That's what relationships are all about Dolly, if want me to spend the day wondering around Bluewater and not complaining once, then you're gonna have to take it up the Gary when we get home. Fair's fair, give and take, compromise, etc. ;)

As for the lezzing up, it's usually after they've slept with me, I don't have to suggest it or anything. Huh?

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 9:29 PM BST

Eh?

They do it because they feel they should.

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 9:32 PM BST

Girls lez it up to turn men on.
Is kind of pathetic.

Yep.

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 9:32 PM BST

Girls lez it up to turn men on.
Is kind of pathetic.

Substitute the word 'pathetic' with the word 'horny' and we have a deal. Or is there something wrong with women wanting to turn men on?

Did I miss the memo again?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 9:32 PM BST

That's what relationships are all about Dolly, if want me to spend the day wondering around Bluewater and not complaining once, then you're gonna have to take it up the Gary when we get home.

Does anyone remember the fake phone-in call to Denise on This Morning on this subject?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 9:34 PM BST

Substitute the word 'pathetic' with the word 'horny' and we have a deal. Or is there something wrong with women wanting to turn men on?

Did I miss the memo again?

Would you think it was brilliant if 15 year old boys felt pressurised to get off with each other just to turn on predatory cackling women?

Admittedly, only stupid girls (in my opinion) do it.
But it's pretty lame from my perspective!

Quote: zooo @ October 11 2009, 9:36 PM BST

Would you think it was brilliant if 15 year old boys felt pressurised to get off with each other just to turn on predatory cackling women?

If the 15 year old lads new for certain that they'd get loads of pussy afterwards, then yes, they would do it.

As for predatory cackling women, we've all been there and done the shameful deed. I mentioned on another thread about women and male strippers, so you know my views.

They don't HAVE to do it! They can say no.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 9:40 PM BST

If the 15 year old lads new for certain that they'd get loads of pussy afterwards, then yes, they would do it.

yep, then they'd be crying themselves to sleep every night for years to come.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 9:43 PM BST

They don't HAVE to do it! They can say no.

Who are you, Zammo? :D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 9:44 PM BST

Who are you, Zammo? :D

Laughing out loud

Now there's a reference I approve!

If I knew I'd get loads of girl when I was fifteen I would have happily got off with a lad and can guarentee I definitely wouldn't be crying myself to sleep.

My opinion, and I really believe this, is that ALL women, or maybe 99%, or a very large number anyway, are bisexual (unless they're full on thespians).

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ October 11 2009, 9:40 PM BST

If the 15 year old lads new for certain that they'd get loads of pussy afterwards, then yes, they would do it.

They would!
But they still don't do it.
(Apart from in games of Truth or Dare, if you're lucky) ;)

If boys did that en masse though, I would find it just as pathetic as I do girls. Have some dignity people!

I think the girls who do it are just as lame as the men who encourage it.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 11 2009, 9:47 PM BST

My opinion, and I really believe this, is that ALL women, or maybe 99%, or a very large number anyway, are bisexual (unless they're full on thespians).

Just women? Or do men miss out on this remarkable opinion of yours.
I'm straight I'm afraid. And all my straight friends are, straight. :)

It literally is just skanky girls in Ibiza lezzing it up for men who put this idea around that all women are up for a bit of minge.

It's just not true I'm afraid, boys.

I have found also some girls get really pissed off if you encourage them to get off with other girls.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ October 11 2009, 9:44 PM BST

yep, then they'd be crying themselves to sleep every night for years to come.

'Ere Frank, give us a snog.'

'F**k off you woofter!'

'If you give us a snog, those three birds will take us home and f**k our brains out.'

'Pucker up butter cup.'

Besides, it's different for birds, there all touchy feely with each other anyway and the lezzing is usually of a non-penetrative nature - so no harm, no foul.

Besides, I've met loads of girls who once they're a bit pissed end up snogging other girls - they always claim there's nothing sinister to it and it's a bit of a laugh.

And that's why women are dirtier then men - they do all the dirty, pervy stuff but convince themselves that it's not dirty or pervy.

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